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 Big Motherfuckin' Steak. 
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I love marinades. MMMMMMMMMMMM


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I love it rare. Will try that recipe tomorrow G.

Biggest steak I ate was a 24 oz. I'm a big ass fan of steak, never had any problem eating it all! Should try that place if I ever make a trip down to Texas!! Looks F*CKING good!


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damn that steak is huge


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You must post a pic of the turd that said steak produces.

Also, for all you dumb mother F*CKERS: This is a stake -

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At the top of this post is a steak, kthx.

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Gman wrote:
I order most steaks medium well, but it honestly depends on the cut. If it's a ribeye or something that has a lot of fat in it, I'll go medium so they don't dry the F*CKER completely out.

Best stake recipe: salt, pepper, and a thin coating of either melted butter or olive oil on both sides (over the salt/pepper), turned ONCE and only ONCE on a grill.

Medium well? Try medium rare

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I bet you searched all day for that F*CKING vampire stake, too. HAHAHA. Looks boss. I'd totally use it if I was all up in Buffy the Vampire Slayer's cooch.


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I bet you searched all day for that F*CKING vampire stake, too. HAHAHA. Looks boss. I'd totally use it if I was all up in Buffy the Vampire Slayer's cooch.


I googled it. It's the third image when you do an image search for "stake"

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While it does look delicious, it also looks a bit too undercooked. I always get my steaks well done just to be safe.


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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW^^^^^^^

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Reborn wrote:
just to be safe.


Be safe? What are you scared of?


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Omega wrote:
but I do appreciate wet ones.


Every man can appreciate a wet one :)


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LeCoq wrote:
Reborn wrote:
just to be safe.


Be safe? What are you scared of?


To get rid of all the unnecessary bacteria, and any other contaminants. I don't have an excellent immune system so I like to take fewer chances :)


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Reborn wrote:
LeCoq wrote:
Reborn wrote:
just to be safe.


Be safe? What are you scared of?


To get rid of all the unnecessary bacteria, and any other contaminants. I don't have an excellent immune system so I like to take fewer chances :)


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LOL, was thinking the same thing. Look here, Reborn... your productive system better not be affected by this. We don't need anymore headcrab-floor-walkin' babies around here!


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Bastards! I knew I was walking into that one.


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LMAO ♥ you Reborn.
i liek them medium rare, cus i like blood, just i like the cooked flavor too haha

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lol Reborn you know all harmful bacteria is destroyed once the temperature gets above 140 degrees Fahrenheit right? You have nothing to worry about with steak. It's pork that i'd be more careful with, but steaks are fine cuts of meat my friend.


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Always Medium Rare


My best was I finished my 24 ounce porterhouse and more than half of the ole lady's 24 ounce without touching anything else but beer. I have yet to find a steakhouse in Michigan that has anything bigger than a 24 ounce thats worth my time. I ate a 2 lb burger in Harbor Beach one time. They called it "The Hubcap". It was F*CKING gross but I ate it.


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i like my steaks rare to medium rare. i haven't tried them blue yet but i'll probably do that for my birthday this year.

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Post Re: Big Motherfuckin' Steak.
anything past medium on a good cut of beef is a waste of meat.
also salt and pepper to season when you grill it serve with a nice au jus or a demi glace and your good.
Reborn wrote:
just to be safe.


just to be safe any flavor actually is still in the meat.

i mean i tend to go medium well on burgers because ground beef tends to not be treated well but i've fabricated loins myself and they tend to stay in cyrovac bags untill they are cut and then served fairly quick.


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