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 LoL I'm a government employee 
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I'm an enumerator for the Census Bureau, anyone else doing this? I'm doing this until my job at Citi starts next month and today was the 2nd day of paid training. Although today was extremely boring it was well worth getting paid for sitting around all day.

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cool? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_28

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Lol, hey Vision, say hi to my dad if you see him.

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I "almost" signed up for this. Then I decided that people wouldn't want me knocking on their doors at 2AM because that's my usual mid-day time. I also knew I wouldn't like being the asshole that knocks on people's doors because I hate those people.

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F*CKING Fed.

Get the F*CK out.

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lol yah have fun with that Vision XD atleast your getting paid...btw what do they pay those ass hats to come knock on my door at 8am for? Cause im pretty sure i could pay them to GTFO

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Lol, hey Vision, say hi to my dad if you see him.


Lol, we all stay in the areas where we live...

@winitnow

It varies per area, my area is $14.50 plus travel & mileage w00t!!

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holy hell maybe i should sign up for that in 10 years lol better than my pos job + school lol

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yea it's not too bad considering how easy the job is going to be.

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good luck with the people on the other side of the door haten you
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good luck with the people on the other side of the door haten you
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The feedback we received from those who have already done this is that 99.9% of the people out there are really nice. I'm hesitant to think that it's that high but who knows. Our groups got started early because they need to count the college kids before they leave after the semester is over so I'll mainly be walking around my apt complex and a few others. Maybe I can walk in on some co-ed pillow fights or some pole-dancing exercises

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I went through a 2 hour application process here to work for the Census Bureau.

At the very end when it was myself and one other guy who passed the test (loldipshitsalabamapeoplefailedafuckinggovernmentissuedskillsassessment) the proctor tells us our job descriptions were...

"You'll be making sure that the census is as accurate as possible. You will be on the front lines going door to do-"

I didn't hear the rest because I left at that point.

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lol, yea I scored a perfect score on that test, I felt weird hearing other people's scores. I can't understand how you can get more than a couple wrong on it. Man, it must suck to be stupid.

Money is money man although I would have to agree that you kitten would make a horrible enumerator....

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lol, yea I scored a perfect score on that test, I felt weird hearing other people's scores. I can't understand how you can get more than a couple wrong on it. Man, it must suck to be stupid.

Money is money man although I would have to agree that you kitten would make a horrible enumerator....


"Did you fill out your census?"
"No."
"Jesus F*CKING Non-Existent Christ. It takes 5 seconds and a F*CKING pencil. What kind of a lazy shit bag are you?"

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LoL, exactly.

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lol i so could see angry walkn up to ppls doors doing that and after awhile he'll just sit in the car and just count people out of random lol

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so they let anyone work for the government ?
GL in your new job Vision :)

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no we took a test, it's really easy if you have any sort of intelligence but someone did fail in the group I was in but you can retake it as many times as you'd like.

I was suppose to start walking around yesterday but our binders still aren't ready which is bullshit I need money now!111

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wait, you mean the government is behind schedule?? OMG

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its ridiculous, i technically have 2 jobs both of which stressed the need to start working immediately and yet nearly a month later i've worked a total of 20some hours. I've spent more time masterbating then i have making money, this sux.

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