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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 LoL I'm a government employee
I'm an enumerator for the Census Bureau, anyone else doing this? I'm doing this until my job at Citi starts next month and today was the 2nd day of paid training. Although today was extremely boring it was well worth getting paid for sitting around all day.
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:22 pm |
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Vendetta
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
cool? 
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:28 pm |
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Gridiron
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Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 91
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
Lol, hey Vision, say hi to my dad if you see him.
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:48 pm |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
I "almost" signed up for this. Then I decided that people wouldn't want me knocking on their doors at 2AM because that's my usual mid-day time. I also knew I wouldn't like being the asshole that knocks on people's doors because I hate those people.
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:49 pm |
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Skullsickle
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Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 987 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
F*CKING Fed.
Get the F*CK out.
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:45 pm |
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
lol yah have fun with that Vision XD atleast your getting paid...btw what do they pay those ass hats to come knock on my door at 8am for? Cause im pretty sure i could pay them to GTFO
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:07 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
Gridiron wrote: Lol, hey Vision, say hi to my dad if you see him. Lol, we all stay in the areas where we live... @winitnow It varies per area, my area is $14.50 plus travel & mileage w00t!!
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:19 pm |
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winitnow
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Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
holy hell maybe i should sign up for that in 10 years lol better than my pos job + school lol
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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| Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:10 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
yea it's not too bad considering how easy the job is going to be.
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:06 am |
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rage
n00bfest Council
Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1267
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
good luck with the people on the other side of the door haten you lol
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:28 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
rage wrote: good luck with the people on the other side of the door haten you lol The feedback we received from those who have already done this is that 99.9% of the people out there are really nice. I'm hesitant to think that it's that high but who knows. Our groups got started early because they need to count the college kids before they leave after the semester is over so I'll mainly be walking around my apt complex and a few others. Maybe I can walk in on some co-ed pillow fights or some pole-dancing exercises
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:57 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
I went through a 2 hour application process here to work for the Census Bureau.
At the very end when it was myself and one other guy who passed the test (loldipshitsalabamapeoplefailedafuckinggovernmentissuedskillsassessment) the proctor tells us our job descriptions were...
"You'll be making sure that the census is as accurate as possible. You will be on the front lines going door to do-"
I didn't hear the rest because I left at that point.
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:21 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
lol, yea I scored a perfect score on that test, I felt weird hearing other people's scores. I can't understand how you can get more than a couple wrong on it. Man, it must suck to be stupid.
Money is money man although I would have to agree that you kitten would make a horrible enumerator....
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:53 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
Vision wrote: lol, yea I scored a perfect score on that test, I felt weird hearing other people's scores. I can't understand how you can get more than a couple wrong on it. Man, it must suck to be stupid.
Money is money man although I would have to agree that you kitten would make a horrible enumerator.... "Did you fill out your census?" "No." "Jesus F*CKING Non-Existent Christ. It takes 5 seconds and a F*CKING pencil. What kind of a lazy shit bag are you?"
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| Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:28 pm |
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
LoL, exactly.
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winitnow
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Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
lol i so could see angry walkn up to ppls doors doing that and after awhile he'll just sit in the car and just count people out of random lol
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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| Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:36 am |
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Loke
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:03 am Posts: 1603
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
so they let anyone work for the government ? GL in your new job Vision :)
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: LoL I'm a government employee
no we took a test, it's really easy if you have any sort of intelligence but someone did fail in the group I was in but you can retake it as many times as you'd like.
I was suppose to start walking around yesterday but our binders still aren't ready which is bullshit I need money now!111
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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-Purple-
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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wait, you mean the government is behind schedule?? OMG
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| Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:12 pm |
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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its ridiculous, i technically have 2 jobs both of which stressed the need to start working immediately and yet nearly a month later i've worked a total of 20some hours. I've spent more time masterbating then i have making money, this sux.
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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