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 n00bfest Story Time! 
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entered the room, cheese grater in one hand and turkey baster in the other i...

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Heard a sound on the roof, it sounded like a hoof, could it be? I needed proof! I ran to the roof, prepared to steal santa's mojo with my turkey baster upon arriving I...

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Found out it was Luff. Disappointed i ran towards him only...

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"I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"


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To be swept off my feet by a flying rhino when suddenly it hit me, I...

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Am dazed and wondering how I can now fly, flapping my wings I....

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"I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"


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decided to masturbate in mid-air and try to give facials to unsuspecting pedestrians until -

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I realized I was delirious and was plummeting off the roof to my doom when all of a sudden

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all my jizz formed a parachute and i landed right next to...

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Angry Kitten

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IT HAS ENDED!!! :D

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THE END
or is it?!??!?!?

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n00bfest Story time part dose.

After landing next to Angry Kitten covered in my cum Parachute I-

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Was raped to death.

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The End.

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but it was the end, because

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Token is gay.

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And he likes good ends.

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The End.

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of the shaft feels

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