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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
entered the room, cheese grater in one hand and turkey baster in the other i...
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:30 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
Heard a sound on the roof, it sounded like a hoof, could it be? I needed proof! I ran to the roof, prepared to steal santa's mojo with my turkey baster upon arriving I...
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| Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:23 am |
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
Found out it was Luff. Disappointed i ran towards him only...
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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| Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:19 am |
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Montreal
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
To be swept off my feet by a flying rhino when suddenly it hit me, I...
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| Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:09 pm |
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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Am dazed and wondering how I can now fly, flapping my wings I....
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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| Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:04 pm |
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Montreal
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
decided to masturbate in mid-air and try to give facials to unsuspecting pedestrians until -
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| Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:35 pm |
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Mr.Reilly
n00bfest Council
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
I realized I was delirious and was plummeting off the roof to my doom when all of a sudden
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| Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:06 pm |
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
all my jizz formed a parachute and i landed right next to...
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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| Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:04 pm |
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Garrett
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
Angry Kitten
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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| Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:14 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
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Tikimon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
IT HAS ENDED!!! :D
_________________Gman wrote: Bitches love animals. tikimon@n00bfest.comviewtopic.php?f=98&t=30772.
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| Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:31 pm |
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
THE END or is it?!??!?!?
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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| Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:34 pm |
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1581 Location: Zuols moms room.
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n00bfest Story time part dose.
After landing next to Angry Kitten covered in my cum Parachute I-
_________________ Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:16 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
Was raped to death.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:06 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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The End.
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:09 pm |
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t0keN
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
but it was the end, because
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| Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:19 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
Token is gay.
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| Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:36 am |
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PinkMonk3y
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Dizney Madness
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And he likes good ends.
_________________Gr33ny's Grrl PunkN00bfest: Disney APPROVED!! Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe" -- V for Vendetta  I has a Google and I knows how to use it.
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| Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:02 pm |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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 Re: n00bfest Story Time!
The End.
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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| Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:03 pm |
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t0keN
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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of the shaft feels
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