You know you are playing CS too much when you;

You leave your house in the morning through a freshly-smashed back window

Flashbang the family toilet, just incase someone is 'squatting' in there already

You feel naked leaving home without Kevlar & Helmet on

You sit on your roof with an empty Aluminum Foil Roll 'sniping' passers by

When everytime you enter a lift, you shout 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!' and fart till your ass goes red

On the bus, you scream "Stick Together Team"

After you 'use' the 4 grannies at a bus stop you spotted, you expect them to say "Ok, lets go!"

You find $190 in your pocket and ask you spouse for a tenner to get a FlashBang

You hear Footsteps and prepare for all-out Combat

You drive crouched

After boarding a plane, you just know some bastard is in the cargo with a loaded MP5Navy

You start strafing around shopping malls

You leave your sunroof open so you can leap out when things get heavy

There are some days when you just cant defuse the 'package' you found in the toilet

when your friend tells you he's just returned from a 3 week camping trip and you think him a loser

You can't find the bomb site at your place of work.

You keep shooting the asian in the group of white hosties, oh I mean people.

when you go to your computer at work and your left hand instinctively lands on the W, A, D, shift and space bar keys.

now take your hand off the keyboard and let it float in the air....its still in the shape of WASD shift and space, THATS how you know youve played too much FPS.

When you go to class with a knife to get there faster.

This, LOL!

You're so obsessed with this show that it's awesome.

This is the reason black people are so fast. Can you find one without a knife?