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PinkMonk3y
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Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Dizney Madness
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 For your Tuesday enjoyment...
You know you are playing CS too much when you;
You leave your house in the morning through a freshly-smashed back window
Flashbang the family toilet, just incase someone is 'squatting' in there already
You feel naked leaving home without Kevlar & Helmet on
You sit on your roof with an empty Aluminum Foil Roll 'sniping' passers by
When everytime you enter a lift, you shout 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!' and fart till your ass goes red
On the bus, you scream "Stick Together Team"
After you 'use' the 4 grannies at a bus stop you spotted, you expect them to say "Ok, lets go!"
You find $190 in your pocket and ask you spouse for a tenner to get a FlashBang
You hear Footsteps and prepare for all-out Combat
You drive crouched
After boarding a plane, you just know some bastard is in the cargo with a loaded MP5Navy
You start strafing around shopping malls
You leave your sunroof open so you can leap out when things get heavy
There are some days when you just cant defuse the 'package' you found in the toilet
when your friend tells you he's just returned from a 3 week camping trip and you think him a loser
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:51 am |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
You can't find the bomb site at your place of work.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:24 am |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
You keep shooting the asian in the group of white hosties, oh I mean people.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:42 am |
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the_yeti
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 974
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
when you go to your computer at work and your left hand instinctively lands on the W, A, D, shift and space bar keys.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:13 pm |
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Mr.Reilly
n00bfest Council
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
the_yeti wrote: when you go to your computer at work and your left hand instinctively lands on the W, A, D, shift and space bar keys. now take your hand off the keyboard and let it float in the air....its still in the shape of WASD shift and space, THATS how you know youve played too much FPS.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:43 pm |
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Hooker
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Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
When you go to class with a knife to get there faster.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:41 pm |
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DUKE NUKEM
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Joined: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:42 pm Posts: 71 Location: n00bfest main server
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:38 pm |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
the_yeti wrote: when you go to your computer at work and your left hand instinctively lands on the W, A, D, shift and space bar keys. This, LOL!
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:55 pm |
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Hooker
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
You're so obsessed with this show that it's awesome.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:57 pm |
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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 Re: For your Tuesday enjoyment...
Hooker wrote: When you go to class with a knife to get there faster. This is the reason black people are so fast. Can you find one without a knife?
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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| Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:27 pm |
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