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 Porn Star Balls. 
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As a runner I can say that you should not run and shave your balls, or around them. I do it anyways, as a common courtesy for the women...but the discomfort it causes when you forget to shave for two or three days? Jesus F*CKING christ.

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I found that when i did it in the shower that the water acted like its own personal lube, so its awesome

But the omly part you gotta keep up on with shavinh is the gooch, thats were the regrowth matters for the evil spike pubes

As for the baby oil method...never heard of that one

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For me, the itching and the feeling of sweaty sticky skin ruins any positives. The hair is there for a reason-- comfort and cooling. YOU GUYS ARE GOING AGAINST GOD'S PLAN.

To keep the ladies happy, I keep 'er trimmed nice n short, pre-pull the loosies, most importantly CLEAN every day, and I never ask for ball lickin' while she's down there. Never found much pleasure in it anyways.


dude no ball licking? I get the balls and taint treated. You fail


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dirkdeagler wrote:
For me, the itching and the feeling of sweaty sticky skin ruins any positives. The hair is there for a reason-- comfort and cooling. YOU GUYS ARE GOING AGAINST GOD'S PLAN.

To keep the ladies happy, I keep 'er trimmed nice n short, pre-pull the loosies, most importantly CLEAN every day, and I never ask for ball lickin' while she's down there. Never found much pleasure in it anyways.


dude no ball licking? I get the balls and taint treated. You fail

You should see about getting a rimjob, its F*CKING fantastic. Though you might have to give to revive.

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I tried it once when i was younger will never do it again. the next morning I was itching so bad. I skipped school for the next two days and sat at home with my hand in my pants.

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Shaved Balls...LMFAO

I guess when ur married you just stop givin a F*CK. lol

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You should see about getting a rimjob, its F*CKING fantastic. Though you might have to give to revive.


I get'em occasionally :)


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I used to shave myself too, skin clean, it haves its advantages, dick looks bigger, girls love it because when they give you head, hairs dont get caught on theyr theeth and shit, better view on doggy and/or almost any sexual position. Its not gay if you shave your balls, its gay if you shave them so you can have a better view from your male couple F*CKING you from behind.

I now stopped since its F*CKING tiresome as F*CK and from that day i really appreciate the effort on girls that have to shave almost every day, and not only the crotch area.

P.S. my girl wants me to shave again but im too lazy lawl.

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What. The. F*CK.

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What. The. F*CK.


Pay no attention, Kitten. This thread is for people that have actually SEEN their balls in the last five years, so we're BOTH excluded.

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Shaved Balls...LMFAO

I guess when ur married you just stop givin a F*CK. lol


Not necessarily. My wife likes it when I shave my balls. Just like someone said, less hair in her mouth. Same thing goes for dudes...you don't like going down on a hairy cooch, do you?! I know I sure as shit don't!

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JoeMamma wrote:
Ruger9 wrote:
Shaved Balls...LMFAO

I guess when ur married you just stop givin a F*CK. lol


Not necessarily. My wife likes it when I shave my balls. Just like someone said, less hair in her mouth. Same thing goes for dudes...you don't like going down on a hairy cooch, do you?! I know I sure as shit don't!

when's the last time you actully had sex.

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Sex: a week ago. Blowjob: yesterday! It happens more and more now. I think she's finally getting the hints I lean towards, when I stick my clothed erect penis near her mouth....

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I used to shave myself too, skin clean, it haves its advantages, dick looks bigger, girls love it because when they give you head, hairs dont get caught on theyr theeth and shit, better view on doggy and/or almost any sexual position. Its not gay if you shave your balls, its gay if you shave them so you can have a better view from your male couple F*CKING you from behind.

I now stopped since its F*CKING tiresome as F*CK and from that day i really appreciate the effort on girls that have to shave almost every day, and not only the crotch area.

P.S. my girl wants me to shave again but im too lazy lawl.


lol, I used to shave about once a week or so. Now I let Murk complain before I do it...honestly though she hasn't complained in like 2 months, so from here on out i think I'm golden.


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Sex: a week ago. Blowjob: yesterday! It happens more and more now. I think she's finally getting the hints I lean towards, when I stick my clothed erect penis near her mouth....

I'm happy for you, and your penis.

in other news I fucked in a Popeye's bathroom on a US installation. it was cool and all but hearing about basketball on the tv outside the door and hearing turks in the kitchen making the chicken kinda killed the mood.

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I had to go to urbandictionary to understand what a batwing is...and now I'm scarred forever :(



hahahahaha

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I just braid my pubes in cool patterns. I think chicks dig that more!

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