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Hooker
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Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
As a runner I can say that you should not run and shave your balls, or around them. I do it anyways, as a common courtesy for the women...but the discomfort it causes when you forget to shave for two or three days? Jesus F*CKING christ.
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| Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:25 am |
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EnV
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 822 Location: Connecticut
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
I found that when i did it in the shower that the water acted like its own personal lube, so its awesome
But the omly part you gotta keep up on with shavinh is the gooch, thats were the regrowth matters for the evil spike pubes
As for the baby oil method...never heard of that one
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| Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:36 am |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
dirkdeagler wrote: For me, the itching and the feeling of sweaty sticky skin ruins any positives. The hair is there for a reason-- comfort and cooling. YOU GUYS ARE GOING AGAINST GOD'S PLAN.
To keep the ladies happy, I keep 'er trimmed nice n short, pre-pull the loosies, most importantly CLEAN every day, and I never ask for ball lickin' while she's down there. Never found much pleasure in it anyways. dude no ball licking? I get the balls and taint treated. You fail
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| Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:46 am |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Mindless wrote: dirkdeagler wrote: For me, the itching and the feeling of sweaty sticky skin ruins any positives. The hair is there for a reason-- comfort and cooling. YOU GUYS ARE GOING AGAINST GOD'S PLAN.
To keep the ladies happy, I keep 'er trimmed nice n short, pre-pull the loosies, most importantly CLEAN every day, and I never ask for ball lickin' while she's down there. Never found much pleasure in it anyways. dude no ball licking? I get the balls and taint treated. You fail You should see about getting a rimjob, its F*CKING fantastic. Though you might have to give to revive.
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| Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:42 am |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
I tried it once when i was younger will never do it again. the next morning I was itching so bad. I skipped school for the next two days and sat at home with my hand in my pants.
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| Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:04 am |
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Ruger9
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Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 542 Location: NY
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Shaved Balls...LMFAO
I guess when ur married you just stop givin a F*CK. lol
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| Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:13 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Tazzaler wrote: You should see about getting a rimjob, its F*CKING fantastic. Though you might have to give to revive. I get'em occasionally :)
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Ginzu
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Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
I used to shave myself too, skin clean, it haves its advantages, dick looks bigger, girls love it because when they give you head, hairs dont get caught on theyr theeth and shit, better view on doggy and/or almost any sexual position. Its not gay if you shave your balls, its gay if you shave them so you can have a better view from your male couple F*CKING you from behind.
I now stopped since its F*CKING tiresome as F*CK and from that day i really appreciate the effort on girls that have to shave almost every day, and not only the crotch area.
P.S. my girl wants me to shave again but im too lazy lawl.
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AngryKitten
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Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
What. The. F*CK.
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CorpseHumper
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
AngryKitten wrote: What. The. F*CK. Pay no attention, Kitten. This thread is for people that have actually SEEN their balls in the last five years, so we're BOTH excluded.
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Ruger9 wrote: Shaved Balls...LMFAO
I guess when ur married you just stop givin a F*CK. lol Not necessarily. My wife likes it when I shave my balls. Just like someone said, less hair in her mouth. Same thing goes for dudes...you don't like going down on a hairy cooch, do you?! I know I sure as shit don't!
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
JoeMamma wrote: Ruger9 wrote: Shaved Balls...LMFAO
I guess when ur married you just stop givin a F*CK. lol Not necessarily. My wife likes it when I shave my balls. Just like someone said, less hair in her mouth. Same thing goes for dudes...you don't like going down on a hairy cooch, do you?! I know I sure as shit don't! when's the last time you actully had sex.
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Sex: a week ago. Blowjob: yesterday! It happens more and more now. I think she's finally getting the hints I lean towards, when I stick my clothed erect penis near her mouth....
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| Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:15 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Ginzu wrote: I used to shave myself too, skin clean, it haves its advantages, dick looks bigger, girls love it because when they give you head, hairs dont get caught on theyr theeth and shit, better view on doggy and/or almost any sexual position. Its not gay if you shave your balls, its gay if you shave them so you can have a better view from your male couple F*CKING you from behind.
I now stopped since its F*CKING tiresome as F*CK and from that day i really appreciate the effort on girls that have to shave almost every day, and not only the crotch area.
P.S. my girl wants me to shave again but im too lazy lawl. lol, I used to shave about once a week or so. Now I let Murk complain before I do it...honestly though she hasn't complained in like 2 months, so from here on out i think I'm golden.
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
JoeMamma wrote: Sex: a week ago. Blowjob: yesterday! It happens more and more now. I think she's finally getting the hints I lean towards, when I stick my clothed erect penis near her mouth.... I'm happy for you, and your penis. in other news I fucked in a Popeye's bathroom on a US installation. it was cool and all but hearing about basketball on the tv outside the door and hearing turks in the kitchen making the chicken kinda killed the mood.
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Mr.Reilly
n00bfest Council
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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 Re: Porn Star Balls.
Reborn wrote: I had to go to urbandictionary to understand what a batwing is...and now I'm scarred forever :( hahahahaha
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t0keN
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Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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I just braid my pubes in cool patterns. I think chicks dig that more!
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