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Stay sober...all the advice I can give you. Just be sober.

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I've been there before, and I don't recommend it, but if you're down to take the risk, then I guess that's cool too. Don't expect too much. It's not as cool as it's made out to be, at least in my opinion. You only have one dick, and you can only F*CK one at a time. I'd suggest F*CKING the dormmate by herself, and then F*CKING your old lady after, or vice versa. Threesomes don't normally end up cool in the end because there are always attached feelings to the third person. That's never good.

Bottom line: Don't do it, but if you do I recommend F*CKING them one at a time. It's way better one on one.


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i'd have to disagree, if the girls are bi and into each other then there should be no problem. I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either. It totally depends on how freaky the chicks are, the more freaky the better the sex. If either of them start second-guessing it'll be uncomfortable both during and after.

Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL.

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Use a different condom for each girl, assuming you'll be F*CKING both. Nothing like getting the call "Dirk, I found out that I have Chlamydia", having her place blame on me for getting it, me questioning my doctor, me getting re-tested with full bloodwork, not having it (thank GOD), and then finding out she slept with some goddamn russian guy once since her previous test. F*CKING BITCH

But don't let that get you nervous.

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Yeah, don't get nervous about getting an STD from a threesome after some kid partially related a story about his ugly girlfriend cheating on him.

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Yeah, don't get nervous about getting an STD from a threesome after some kid partially related a story about his ugly girlfriend cheating on him.

lol

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AngryKitten wrote:
Yeah, don't get nervous about getting an STD from a threesome after some kid partially related a story about his ugly girlfriend cheating on him.



HAHA !! WIN :P

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Use a different condom for each girl, assuming you'll be F*CKING both. Nothing like getting the call "Dirk, I found out that I have Chlamydia", having her place blame on me for getting it, me questioning my doctor, me getting re-tested with full bloodwork, not having it (thank GOD), and then finding out she slept with some goddamn russian guy once since her previous test. F*CKING BITCH

But don't let that get you nervous.


LMAO Dirk! EPIC.

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I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either.

Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL.


True. She may just leave you for her roommate. My girlfriend had discussed finding someone on AFF. Problem for me is that my gf isn't bi and she gets really jealous if she sees an attractive girl in our vicinity even if I hadn't looked at her...but, it was also her idea. Very confusing to me, so I am just waiting for her to initiate something.


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Vision wrote:
I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either.

Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL.


True. She may just leave you for her roommate. My girlfriend had discussed finding someone on AFF. Problem for me is that my gf isn't bi and she gets really jealous if she sees an attractive girl in our vicinity even if I hadn't looked at her...but, it was also her idea. Very confusing to me, so I am just waiting for her to initiate something.



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Vision wrote:
I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either.

Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL.


True. She may just leave you for her roommate. My girlfriend had discussed finding someone on AFF. Problem for me is that my gf isn't bi and she gets really jealous if she sees an attractive girl in our vicinity even if I hadn't looked at her...but, it was also her idea. Very confusing to me, so I am just waiting for her to initiate something.

my reply is somewhat unrelated, so i apologize. obviously i don't know shit about you or your gf thilium, but if she is jealous like the ex-gf i am in the process of breaking up with, then get rid of her while you can. this chick kept telling me she would work on her jealousy and trust me more around women, and here we are a year later and there's been no change. chick has issues she needs to fix that are not caused by me. sorry if i am way off base.

and yes, i believe her "interest" in a 3some is a trap and will makes things much worse for you.

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Great stuff, but where the hecks the video?

I almost got to do same but with two neighbors of my ex in Ocala, but the bitch got all pissed even though she's my ex
and fucked it all up for everyone. I just about could've killed her but didn't. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_13

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Really Blunts, You do not want to take this scenario lightly, Mull over all we've said and make an educated decision.
I strongly recommend against it. As you can see, Most of our experiences with Group Sex have ended in less then desirable circumstance. It comes down to how lucky your feeling.
Best of luck, whatever your decision may be.

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Hehe, Don't think anyone is saying " don't do it."

You should know whats at risk, what the odds are, and are you willing to give up everything you stand to lose in that situation.

And if that's acceptable to you, then go for it. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

Personally, i think its a trap.

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if you havent done one before, go for it. you onyl live once and these things dont happen often.

on the other hand, do it once, then never do it again, unless you like a steaming pile of drama-dookie sliding down your throat.

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Alright too much negativity in here

Dude you've been asked to partake in a 3some

Don't be a dweeb

And for God's sake don't get all nervous and shit

All you guys are going to give him performance anxiety

Just go in there and tear shit up

It's a F*CKIN 3some

Just do it!!

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Spoken like a true champ

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Just go out and be a champ. Then after its over say F*CK it, and laugh when the two roommates hate each other lol.

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God damn, it's like everyone in the world has had a threesome!


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everyone but you you Fugly ass bitch.

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