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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Re: Three somes
Stay sober...all the advice I can give you. Just be sober.
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| Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:23 am |
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acid_rain
Retired n00bfest O.G.
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 2737
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I've been there before, and I don't recommend it, but if you're down to take the risk, then I guess that's cool too. Don't expect too much. It's not as cool as it's made out to be, at least in my opinion. You only have one dick, and you can only F*CK one at a time. I'd suggest F*CKING the dormmate by herself, and then F*CKING your old lady after, or vice versa. Threesomes don't normally end up cool in the end because there are always attached feelings to the third person. That's never good.
Bottom line: Don't do it, but if you do I recommend F*CKING them one at a time. It's way better one on one.
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| Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:42 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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 Re: Three somes
i'd have to disagree, if the girls are bi and into each other then there should be no problem. I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either. It totally depends on how freaky the chicks are, the more freaky the better the sex. If either of them start second-guessing it'll be uncomfortable both during and after.
Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL.
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dirkdeagler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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 Re: Three somes
Use a different condom for each girl, assuming you'll be F*CKING both. Nothing like getting the call "Dirk, I found out that I have Chlamydia", having her place blame on me for getting it, me questioning my doctor, me getting re-tested with full bloodwork, not having it (thank GOD), and then finding out she slept with some goddamn russian guy once since her previous test. F*CKING BITCH
But don't let that get you nervous.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Yeah, don't get nervous about getting an STD from a threesome after some kid partially related a story about his ugly girlfriend cheating on him.
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obejii
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 461
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AngryKitten wrote: Yeah, don't get nervous about getting an STD from a threesome after some kid partially related a story about his ugly girlfriend cheating on him. lol
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Loke
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:03 am Posts: 1603
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AngryKitten wrote: Yeah, don't get nervous about getting an STD from a threesome after some kid partially related a story about his ugly girlfriend cheating on him. HAHA !! WIN :P
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Montreal
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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 Re: Three somes
dirkdeagler wrote: Use a different condom for each girl, assuming you'll be F*CKING both. Nothing like getting the call "Dirk, I found out that I have Chlamydia", having her place blame on me for getting it, me questioning my doctor, me getting re-tested with full bloodwork, not having it (thank GOD), and then finding out she slept with some goddamn russian guy once since her previous test. F*CKING BITCH
But don't let that get you nervous. LMAO Dirk! EPIC.
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ApeX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 715 Location: Clearwater, FL
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Vision wrote: I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either.
Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL. True. She may just leave you for her roommate. My girlfriend had discussed finding someone on AFF. Problem for me is that my gf isn't bi and she gets really jealous if she sees an attractive girl in our vicinity even if I hadn't looked at her...but, it was also her idea. Very confusing to me, so I am just waiting for her to initiate something.
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Gridiron
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 91
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Thulium wrote: Vision wrote: I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either.
Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL. True. She may just leave you for her roommate. My girlfriend had discussed finding someone on AFF. Problem for me is that my gf isn't bi and she gets really jealous if she sees an attractive girl in our vicinity even if I hadn't looked at her...but, it was also her idea. Very confusing to me, so I am just waiting for her to initiate something. 
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Thulium wrote: Vision wrote: I wouldnt have picked someone your going to see a lot afterwards as that would be weird but at the same time I still wouldn't have said no either.
Dont puss out now HOMOSEXUAL. True. She may just leave you for her roommate. My girlfriend had discussed finding someone on AFF. Problem for me is that my gf isn't bi and she gets really jealous if she sees an attractive girl in our vicinity even if I hadn't looked at her...but, it was also her idea. Very confusing to me, so I am just waiting for her to initiate something. my reply is somewhat unrelated, so i apologize. obviously i don't know shit about you or your gf thilium, but if she is jealous like the ex-gf i am in the process of breaking up with, then get rid of her while you can. this chick kept telling me she would work on her jealousy and trust me more around women, and here we are a year later and there's been no change. chick has issues she needs to fix that are not caused by me. sorry if i am way off base. and yes, i believe her "interest" in a 3some is a trap and will makes things much worse for you.
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SirDiesAlot
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 420 Location: Miami, FL
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 Re: Three somes
Great stuff, but where the hecks the video? I almost got to do same but with two neighbors of my ex in Ocala, but the bitch got all pissed even though she's my ex and fucked it all up for everyone. I just about could've killed her but didn't. 
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obejii
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 461
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 Re: Three somes
Really Blunts, You do not want to take this scenario lightly, Mull over all we've said and make an educated decision. I strongly recommend against it. As you can see, Most of our experiences with Group Sex have ended in less then desirable circumstance. It comes down to how lucky your feeling. Best of luck, whatever your decision may be.
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Gridiron
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 91
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Hehe, Don't think anyone is saying " don't do it." You should know whats at risk, what the odds are, and are you willing to give up everything you stand to lose in that situation. And if that's acceptable to you, then go for it.  Personally, i think its a trap.
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Turkey_Testicles
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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if you havent done one before, go for it. you onyl live once and these things dont happen often.
on the other hand, do it once, then never do it again, unless you like a steaming pile of drama-dookie sliding down your throat.
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| Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:47 am |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Alright too much negativity in here
Dude you've been asked to partake in a 3some
Don't be a dweeb
And for God's sake don't get all nervous and shit
All you guys are going to give him performance anxiety
Just go in there and tear shit up
It's a F*CKIN 3some
Just do it!!
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Spoken like a true champ
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Spork
Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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Just go out and be a champ. Then after its over say F*CK it, and laugh when the two roommates hate each other lol.
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Fugly
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:32 am Posts: 373 Location: Rock Hill, SC
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God damn, it's like everyone in the world has had a threesome!
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obejii
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 461
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everyone but you you Fugly ass bitch.
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