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 HAI GUYZ! In France and missing you all :S 
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Post HAI GUYZ! In France and missing you all :S
Hello n00bs, one and all!

Just wanted to let you all know I'm currently in France visiting family for the holidays, and will therefore not be playing on the server until I get back. The Internet connection here is too slow for me to play online - I actually did join the n00bfest server this morning (or earlier tonight, for those of you in the US), but lagged out so bad I couldn't play. Insteat of playing online, then, I've been training to hone my skills with expert bots on cs_office, de_dust2, and de_chateau. And though I am doing rather well against these bots, I'm still not that great and need a lot of practice. Sometimes, I have killstreaks of 10 to 12 and an overall kdr of something like 3:1. Online though, on the n00bfest sever, I often have deathstreaks of 10 to 12 and a much lower kdr. On the server, I rank among the top100 (I once made it to rank 50 with a kdr of 1.17, but now, the story's much different - read on) and my kdr usually hovers between .90 and 1.10. So yeah. I'm not that great. But of course, I still love the game and above all love playing on the n00bfest server... everyone's just so friendly! It turns the game from a competitive, impersonal experience to a fun and community-oriented casual style of gaming. I really love it. And that is exactly why I've applied to join. So! Point is, I'm in France, I love and miss you all, and I'm pumped to become an RCT and eventually a true n00b. See you all soon then, when I get back to the States! Be wary though, seeing as I'll have been in France for awhile already, I might be prone to premature surrender.... lolzors. Oh, my... gotta love 'em self-deprecating jokes, eh? :P

See you all in 2013!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL, WHETHER YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, HANNUKAH, KWANZAA, OR CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IN NOTHING AND NOONE LIKE I DO!!!!

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This is the gayest shit I've read on here, and we all know about Kano's posts.

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Post Re: HAI GUYZ! In France and missing you all :S
I just went flaccid

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Post Re: HAI GUYZ! In France and missing you all :S
who is this kid anyway

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honestly? wrote:
I just went flaccid


Knowing Honestly, this is the hardest (pun) thing someone can do to him.

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Hes the kid with n00b in his avatar but hes not a recruit.. DUH.

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Good on him for enthusiasm I suppose?

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Umm, you're in FRANCE and playing cs with bots!!!


Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:28 am
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France vacation must be nice for the holidays. Have fun with your family. Be safe. And Have good holidays and Happy upcoming New Year to you Buddy!

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Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:15 pm
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Thanks Trix! You too! :D

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goddamned frenchies

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Post Re: HAI GUYZ! In France and missing you all :S
F*CK i thought he was talkn about lecock thought we only allowed one frenchie in at a time?

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Post Re: HAI GUYZ! In France and missing you all :S
Does it smell bad?


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Oh it smells horrid, believe me. No one showers here. I have to go to the community's public bath house to do so. Jesus.... :P

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