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Post Oh soo tired
So I fell asleep at work today for like 20 mins (I think) and woke up with a boner. Just thought everyone would like to know.

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This is a GAY I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post!

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Shut up no one cares hobo! lol

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lmao tryn to get ur post count up eh hobo? Your already a n00b lol...now if you said feel asleep for 20mins at work and my black secretary was giving me head then would be less of a I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post

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we dont have that stupid bitch anymore. She stopped showing up. F*CKING AFRICAN AMERICANS

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I fell asleep in my bed last night..for like..6 hours..and I woke up with a boner.. just thought you would like to know.

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I woke up with a boner this morning too! Oh wait....


Thu May 24, 2012 4:28 pm
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I woke up with a boner this morning too! Oh wait....


That's hot..I think Strange can make a video for us about helping you with that :)

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Sweet Pea wrote:
I woke up with a boner this morning too! Oh wait....


That's hot..I think Strange can make a video for us about helping you with that :)


I think it was Strange's boner she woke up with.

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I fell asleep in my bed last night..for like..6 hours..and I woke up with a boner.. just thought you would like to know.


Stop taking Viagra before bed!

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That's very interesting, what'd you do with it?

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I closed my door and had your mom suck it til the swelling went down :)

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So, you had a corpse suck your dick (because my mother is dead) and waited for it to go down. Amazing.

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Damn hobo, I never knew you were a necro

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this whole thread is about boners. Nothing. but. expanded. flesh.
good thread


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and this is why its noobfest ^.^ now im going to bed without a boner just rubbed one out peace niggas

lol boners

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lol shit happens to me all the time, cept my coworkers take pics of me sleeping, fcking creepers


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gotta love random boners. Its kinda creepy when it happens. Sometimes when Im in a room full of dudes a get a random stiffy. Maybe Im gay?

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HOFNAR! hard on for no apparent reason.


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technically theres a perfectly good reason, relaxing and the blood circulation to all your body parts i would imagine would create the hardon for very apparent reasons lulz


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