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Hobo Joe
Granny Scammer
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 760
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 Oh soo tired
So I fell asleep at work today for like 20 mins (I think) and woke up with a boner. Just thought everyone would like to know.
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| Thu May 24, 2012 11:26 am |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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 Re: Oh soo tired
This is a GAY I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post!
_________________ N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com
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| Thu May 24, 2012 1:15 pm |
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Bleep
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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 Re: Oh soo tired
Shut up no one cares hobo! lol
_________________ Rokatanski wrote: I F*CKING love you.
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| Thu May 24, 2012 1:37 pm |
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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 Re: Oh soo tired
lmao tryn to get ur post count up eh hobo? Your already a n00b lol...now if you said feel asleep for 20mins at work and my black secretary was giving me head then would be less of a I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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| Thu May 24, 2012 2:06 pm |
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Hobo Joe
Granny Scammer
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 760
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 Re: Oh soo tired
we dont have that stupid bitch anymore. She stopped showing up. F*CKING AFRICAN AMERICANS
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| Thu May 24, 2012 2:23 pm |
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1581 Location: Zuols moms room.
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 Re: Oh soo tired
I fell asleep in my bed last night..for like..6 hours..and I woke up with a boner.. just thought you would like to know.
_________________ Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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| Thu May 24, 2012 4:07 pm |
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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 Re: Oh soo tired
I woke up with a boner this morning too! Oh wait....
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| Thu May 24, 2012 4:28 pm |
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1581 Location: Zuols moms room.
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 Re: Oh soo tired
Sweet Pea wrote: I woke up with a boner this morning too! Oh wait.... That's hot..I think Strange can make a video for us about helping you with that :)
_________________ Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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| Thu May 24, 2012 4:41 pm |
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Kwang!
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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 Re: Oh soo tired
WaffleLover wrote: Sweet Pea wrote: I woke up with a boner this morning too! Oh wait.... That's hot..I think Strange can make a video for us about helping you with that :) I think it was Strange's boner she woke up with.
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| Thu May 24, 2012 4:46 pm |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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 Re: Oh soo tired
WaffleLover wrote: I fell asleep in my bed last night..for like..6 hours..and I woke up with a boner.. just thought you would like to know. Stop taking Viagra before bed!
_________________ N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com
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| Thu May 24, 2012 5:30 pm |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Re: Oh soo tired
That's very interesting, what'd you do with it?
_________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight? 
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| Thu May 24, 2012 9:07 pm |
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Hobo Joe
Granny Scammer
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:29 pm Posts: 760
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 Re: Oh soo tired
I closed my door and had your mom suck it til the swelling went down :)
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| Fri May 25, 2012 8:44 am |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Re: Oh soo tired
So, you had a corpse suck your dick (because my mother is dead) and waited for it to go down. Amazing.
_________________Sir, have you been drinking tonight? 
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| Fri May 25, 2012 8:48 am |
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Bleep
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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 Re: Oh soo tired
Damn hobo, I never knew you were a necro
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| Fri May 25, 2012 9:17 am |
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Ma Deuce RMP
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:39 pm Posts: 599
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 Re: Oh soo tired
this whole thread is about boners. Nothing. but. expanded. flesh. good thread
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| Fri May 25, 2012 12:37 pm |
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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 Re: Oh soo tired
and this is why its noobfest ^.^ now im going to bed without a boner just rubbed one out peace niggas
lol boners
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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| Sat May 26, 2012 1:02 am |
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chinesethunda
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:11 am Posts: 428
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 Re: Oh soo tired
lol shit happens to me all the time, cept my coworkers take pics of me sleeping, fcking creepers
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| Sat May 26, 2012 1:16 pm |
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Spidey
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida
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 Re: Oh soo tired
gotta love random boners. Its kinda creepy when it happens. Sometimes when Im in a room full of dudes a get a random stiffy. Maybe Im gay?
_________________"Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"  
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| Sun May 27, 2012 10:51 am |
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SoupSandwich
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:41 pm Posts: 184
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 Re: Oh soo tired
HOFNAR! hard on for no apparent reason.
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| Sun May 27, 2012 2:13 pm |
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chinesethunda
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:11 am Posts: 428
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 Re: Oh soo tired
technically theres a perfectly good reason, relaxing and the blood circulation to all your body parts i would imagine would create the hardon for very apparent reasons lulz
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| Tue May 29, 2012 9:39 am |
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