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 The National Emblem 
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Post The National Emblem
THE GOVERNMENT TODAY, ANNOUNCED THAT IT'S CHANGING IT'S EMBLEM TO A CONDOM, BECAUSE IT MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS THE GOVERNMENT'S POLITICAL STANCE. A CONDOM ALLOWS FOR INFLATION, HALTS PRODUCTION, DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION, PROTECTS A BUNCH OF DICKS, AND GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY WHILE YOU'RE BEING SCREWED. IT JUST DOESN'T GET MORE ACCURATE THAN THAT!!!

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F*CKING LOLOL


That was awesome and very accurate

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i was going to call this thread retarded, but then I read it and I ROFL. gg

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okay this one I will lol at...

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dont forget it leaves a bad taste in your mouth... so i have been told :I

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well put kenny, this is what has become of the "land of the free", we have fucked ourselves over the last 10-20 years if not more. The government has in the mean time started wars, "saved the banks and car industry" with bailouts to make us feel like they are doing some good for us while they dip their balls in our mouths. Our generations and the next will have to be very careful, because one wrong step and they will be searching dumpster behind the chinese resturants for a little meat left on the corpse of a cat. There will be no welfare to help the lower class, there will be no financial aid for students, and foodbanks wont be able to afford to stay open because the govt. cant provide funding.

STOP F*CKING ME CONGRESS, HAND ME THE DILDO AND I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!

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LOL at this.

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lol wow that was unexpected lol


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best idea for a national emblem i've ever heard so far

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gg kenny gg,quacker well hmm let me think on this a while

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Kenny finally said something funny!

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