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Kenny_Powers420
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Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:36 pm Posts: 455 Location: Ask Ur Grandma
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 The National Emblem
THE GOVERNMENT TODAY, ANNOUNCED THAT IT'S CHANGING IT'S EMBLEM TO A CONDOM, BECAUSE IT MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS THE GOVERNMENT'S POLITICAL STANCE. A CONDOM ALLOWS FOR INFLATION, HALTS PRODUCTION, DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION, PROTECTS A BUNCH OF DICKS, AND GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY WHILE YOU'RE BEING SCREWED. IT JUST DOESN'T GET MORE ACCURATE THAN THAT!!!
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CLOROX
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Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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F*CKING LOLOL
That was awesome and very accurate
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Falcon
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 5230 Location: Rogers, AR
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i was going to call this thread retarded, but then I read it and I ROFL. gg
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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okay this one I will lol at...
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QuackerStacker
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Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:47 pm Posts: 156 Location: Houston,TX
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dont forget it leaves a bad taste in your mouth... so i have been told :I
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cybrslsh
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am Posts: 1017
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well put kenny, this is what has become of the "land of the free", we have fucked ourselves over the last 10-20 years if not more. The government has in the mean time started wars, "saved the banks and car industry" with bailouts to make us feel like they are doing some good for us while they dip their balls in our mouths. Our generations and the next will have to be very careful, because one wrong step and they will be searching dumpster behind the chinese resturants for a little meat left on the corpse of a cat. There will be no welfare to help the lower class, there will be no financial aid for students, and foodbanks wont be able to afford to stay open because the govt. cant provide funding.
STOP F*CKING ME CONGRESS, HAND ME THE DILDO AND I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!
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TheContinental
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Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:16 pm Posts: 304 Location: South Carolina
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LOL at this.
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trial
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Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:21 pm Posts: 220
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lol wow that was unexpected lol
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dazed
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Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:35 am Posts: 363 Location: brunwsick, ga
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best idea for a national emblem i've ever heard so far
_________________ The Wolf You are a wolf. You are intelligent and wild. Your spirit runs free with the wind and travels in a close knit pack. Family is one of your main duties in life, even though at times you prefer to be alone. You are silent, hardly seen by man but adored by wild life lovers, everywhere. Patience is the key and you aren't afraid to die with honor. * "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for". Bob Marley honestly' =DiK=: lol I really want sound because it looks like the girl growls as she smacks herself in the face with it
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slayer
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Joined: Fri May 28, 2010 12:11 pm Posts: 1081 Location: va
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gg kenny gg,quacker well hmm let me think on this a while
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Cyning of Scedenig
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Kenny finally said something funny!
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