so i saw this guy trying to hide under a rock thought i would try and catch him

Did you eat him? He doesn't look so tasty.

no i don't eat ones this big they have high levels of pollution and are tough as goodyear rubber just fun to catch,i only eat the ones from up the river a little further and only yearlings less than 2-3 lbs this is a blue catfish if anyone wants to know

i always wanted to try "noodling"..along with spooning..

Any takers?

i can show you how to do both

I don't know what I love more, the bandana or the fish.

aw thanks

Nice fish brah.

And i just saw your sig,im a direct descendant of Robert E. Lee,i am a Lee.

^ ignore him.. He's getting old..

Last week he was a direct descendant of Abe Lincoln.

Nah old abe was a nig ger lover.

My family married in. Wanna have incestuous sex?

awesome he was one of the best american generals ever and a loyal virginian .

That is a great catch, whats better is you never run out of bait

true very true

one big fish

Back in 'nam, we used to shit over a pond and when the shits fell in the pond the catfish would leap up out of the water and fight over the turds so that you could be entertained.

You Nam pussies, back in World War 2 the only form of entertainment we had was laughing at dying Japs

this is some of the funniest shit i have hear in a long time

I think pee might work too, saw some bubbles comin up from the water when I had to go in the lake

Yah it might, but this was an epic catfish battle I saw. There was this outhouse with one of those log bridges that led up from the edge of the pond and the outhouse was built on huge wooden stilts (basically more logs) so that it was about 15-20 feet in the air above the pond. The whole interior was plastered with newspapers so that you didn't have to bring anything to wipe yourself with. The newspaper wasn't the thick, inky stuff we have over here, its consistency was closer to that of toilet tissue but not quite as flimsy. Then again the toilet paper over there was gritty as F*CK and looked like it'd been made with hand-beaten pulp that still had tiny wood chips in it. Maybe they've made scientific advances in shit-wiping technology in the last 10 years, but as far as I know, they haven't.