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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 It's a joke, man
After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers,' a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guiness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?" and the Guiness resident replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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 Re: It's a joke, man
LOFUCKINGL
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KC x Ninja x
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:37 am Posts: 581 Location: Liberty, MO
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 Re: It's a joke, man
hahaha hilarious
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slayer
n00bfest Council
Joined: Fri May 28, 2010 12:11 pm Posts: 1081 Location: va
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 Re: It's a joke, man
lol its funny because it true
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Crzyninja
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Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2410 Location: california
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 Re: It's a joke, man
best joke ever
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:40 am |
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Tazzaler
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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 Re: It's a joke, man
I poop'd and giggled
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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 Re: It's a joke, man
Please make sure Strange see's this. LOL.
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:39 am |
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Bleep
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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 Re: It's a joke, man
Epic. LOL
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:51 am |
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Korg63
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Joined: Sun May 15, 2011 12:24 am Posts: 405
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 Re: It's a joke, man
HAHHAHA LOL
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CLOROX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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 Re: It's a joke, man
lol
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Greatness
Field Nigga
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 988 Location: Urbana, IL
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 Re: It's a joke, man
lol
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:26 pm |
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Garrett
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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 Re: It's a joke, man
LMAO. One of the best jokes I've heard in a while.
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:28 pm |
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Cyning of Scedenig
Not Worthy of [n00b]
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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 Re: It's a joke, man
FUNNY & TRUE
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lilKirby
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 148
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 Re: It's a joke, man
lolllll
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:42 pm |
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Spork
Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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 Re: It's a joke, man
Lawl.
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Tikimon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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 Re: It's a joke, man
lol nice one
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cybrslsh
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am Posts: 1017
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 Re: It's a joke, man
F*CK yeah thats hilarious.
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| Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:07 pm |
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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 Re: It's a joke, man
Wow I couldn't stop giggling for 5 minutes after reading that.
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IchiMe Mangekyō
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Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:47 pm Posts: 75
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 Re: It's a joke, man
thats funny hehe but were is the pbr
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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 Re: It's a joke, man
Someone recently did some research and found that Guinness actually tastes better in its native Ireland. http://www.slate.com/id/2295487/and the proof: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2011/may/27/barack-obama-guinness-taste-irelandand IchiMe, PBR is in the same boat as those others, although I prefer it to either one personally. Either PBR or Rolling Rock if I'm going Domestic.
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