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It's a joke, man
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One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas 
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 It's a joke, manAfter a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers,' a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guiness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?" and the Guiness resident replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I." _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?  |
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: It's a joke, man LOFUCKINGL
_________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:37 am Posts: 581 Location: Liberty, MO
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Re: It's a joke, man hahaha hilarious
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n00bfest Council  Joined: Fri May 28, 2010 12:11 pm Posts: 1081 Location: va
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Re: It's a joke, man lol its funny because it true
_________________ I think it better to do right, even if we suffer in so doing, than to incur the reproach of our consciences and posterity. Robert E. Lee |
| Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:55 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2410 Location: california
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Re: It's a joke, man best joke ever
_________________ Goodkat wrote: ... and I'll leave you with a nice warm glass of go F*CK yourself. acid_rain wrote: I am not going to explain my reasoning for anything, because I simply don't have to. |
| Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:40 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: It's a joke, man I poop'd and giggled
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: It's a joke, man Please make sure Strange see's this. LOL.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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Re: It's a joke, man Epic. LOL
_________________  Rokatanski wrote: I F*CKING love you. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun May 15, 2011 12:24 am Posts: 405
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Re: It's a joke, man HAHHAHA LOL
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: It's a joke, man lol
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Field Nigga
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Re: It's a joke, man lol
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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Re: It's a joke, man LMAO. One of the best jokes I've heard in a while.
_________________ [n00b] ??? Coach wrote: I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents. |
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: It's a joke, man FUNNY & TRUE
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 148
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Re: It's a joke, man lolllll
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Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)  Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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Re: It's a joke, man Lawl.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2403 Location: FL
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Re: It's a joke, man lol nice one
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:19 am Posts: 1017
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Re: It's a joke, man F*CK yeah thats hilarious.
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I have NO life....  Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Re: It's a joke, man Wow I couldn't stop giggling for 5 minutes after reading that.
_________________ AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler. It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass. |
| Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:33 am |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:47 pm Posts: 75
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Re: It's a joke, man thats funny hehe but were is the pbr
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: It's a joke, man Someone recently did some research and found that Guinness actually tastes better in its native Ireland.
http://www.slate.com/id/2295487/ and the proof: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/blog/2011/may/27/barack-obama-guinness-taste-ireland and IchiMe, PBR is in the same boat as those others, although I prefer it to either one personally. Either PBR or Rolling Rock if I'm going Domestic. _________________  |
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