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 Getting older sucks! 
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Post Getting older sucks!
So, I had these lumps on my balls, had to go see a doctor about em and it turned out they're sebaceous cysts which are just benign lumps. No cancer, YAY!

Then, my wife has had an elevated blood pressure so I took her to the ER then they tell us, meh, go see your regular doctor. Around 700 bucks later, he gives her a prescription for Atenolol and sends us on our way.

All in all, getting older sucks ass! F*CK! Enjoy youth while you can.

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:36 pm
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heh, college blew that for me. couldn't afford it out of pocket after they stopped giving me loans (in short my dad made too much as i was still claimed as a dependent). i spend my time working 6 days a week and not much else except smokin and playin counterstrike. i feel old already, although i think i'd take it back immediately if i felt like you right now old man.

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life did that for me when I turned 16 and got arthrtitis in both my knees and one shoulder lol

by the way coach give your wife a warning to watch her doses of atenolol.. been on it 10 years and if you accidentally OD because you combine doses too quickly or double dose period, You get some wild fits of dizziness that can put you down for a bit (then again Im heavily dosed at 150mg a day)

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Glad you got your balls checked as Ginzu, Kitten, and myself are not medical professionals. Even more glad that your lumpy balls aren't lumpy and cancerous.

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glad to hear things are relatively ok tho :P

Simply lumpy balls FTW

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Im sorry Coach want me to kiss your balls better?

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MesscanBandito wrote:
Glad you got your balls checked as Ginzu, Kitten, and myself are not medical professionals. Even more glad that your lumpy balls aren't lumpy and cancerous.


ROFL pretty much.

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Coach wrote:
So, I had these lumps on my balls, had to go see a doctor about em and it turned out they're sebaceous cysts which are just benign lumps. No cancer, YAY!

Then, my wife has had an elevated blood pressure so I took her to the ER then they tell us, meh, go see your regular doctor. Around 700 bucks later, he gives her a prescription for Atenolol and sends us on our way.

All in all, getting older sucks ass! F*CK! Enjoy youth while you can.


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damn $700 later. In Canadialand that shit is free. Well at least you don't have the cancers and can back to playing with ur balls happily =)

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how come you didnt show us your lumps on your cam???

hahahahha my health care is free.

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DAM YOU CANADA AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE....anyways congratz on not having Cancerous balls coach

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wow ive been noticing my balls have been sagging alittle bit lower. The left one is about 1/2 inch lower and the right one is about an inch lower


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DAM YOU CANADA AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE....anyways congratz on not having Cancerous balls coach


i'm not canadian dont you pay attention at all?

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do you just have free healthcare from a settled lawsuit or something? or through work?

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Vision wrote:
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DAM YOU CANADA AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE....anyways congratz on not having Cancerous balls coach


i'm not canadian dont you pay attention at all?


pshh no why would i pay attention to what you say

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Prom3th3us wrote:
do you just have free healthcare from a settled lawsuit or something? or through work?


I'm not quite sure how or what, but I'm certain it has something to do with gambling


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Welp Gratz coach and coach's wife for being ok enough for us to hear you all yell at each other over all talk in game XD...but good thing your lumpy balls arent cancerous cause i heard thats a bitch...im glad i got another 20years till i gotta have another man touch my balls for a living.

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if coach lived in canada he would have had to wait 6 to 9 months to see a doctor after he noticed the lumps on his balls. government healthcare is free, but not convenient.

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I lol at your lumpy balls.I cant make too much fun,i have one the size of a grapefruit and one the size of a b.b.

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-Purple- wrote:
if coach lived in canada he would have had to wait 6 to 9 months to see a doctor after he noticed the lumps on his balls. government healthcare is free, but not convenient.


he'd actually wait about a week lol government health care isn't as bad as advertised


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