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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Getting older sucks!
So, I had these lumps on my balls, had to go see a doctor about em and it turned out they're sebaceous cysts which are just benign lumps. No cancer, YAY!
Then, my wife has had an elevated blood pressure so I took her to the ER then they tell us, meh, go see your regular doctor. Around 700 bucks later, he gives her a prescription for Atenolol and sends us on our way.
All in all, getting older sucks ass! F*CK! Enjoy youth while you can.
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:36 pm |
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Prom3th3us
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 317 Location: Kentucky
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heh, college blew that for me. couldn't afford it out of pocket after they stopped giving me loans (in short my dad made too much as i was still claimed as a dependent). i spend my time working 6 days a week and not much else except smokin and playin counterstrike. i feel old already, although i think i'd take it back immediately if i felt like you right now old man.
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:47 pm |
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snuggle
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 1595 Location: Calgary Alberta
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life did that for me when I turned 16 and got arthrtitis in both my knees and one shoulder lol
by the way coach give your wife a warning to watch her doses of atenolol.. been on it 10 years and if you accidentally OD because you combine doses too quickly or double dose period, You get some wild fits of dizziness that can put you down for a bit (then again Im heavily dosed at 150mg a day)
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:54 pm |
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MesscanBandito
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Joined: Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 961
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Glad you got your balls checked as Ginzu, Kitten, and myself are not medical professionals. Even more glad that your lumpy balls aren't lumpy and cancerous.
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:42 pm |
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Rokatanski
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2746 Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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glad to hear things are relatively ok tho :P
Simply lumpy balls FTW
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:05 pm |
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JAKEJHUNTER
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 316
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Im sorry Coach want me to kiss your balls better?
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:40 pm |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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MesscanBandito wrote: Glad you got your balls checked as Ginzu, Kitten, and myself are not medical professionals. Even more glad that your lumpy balls aren't lumpy and cancerous.
ROFL pretty much.
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| Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:45 pm |
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virus
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1918 Location: Miami, FL
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 Re: Getting older sucks!
Coach wrote: So, I had these lumps on my balls, had to go see a doctor about em and it turned out they're sebaceous cysts which are just benign lumps. No cancer, YAY!
Then, my wife has had an elevated blood pressure so I took her to the ER then they tell us, meh, go see your regular doctor. Around 700 bucks later, he gives her a prescription for Atenolol and sends us on our way.
All in all, getting older sucks ass! F*CK! Enjoy youth while you can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2fss9PTiSA
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:39 am |
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Vendetta
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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damn $700 later. In Canadialand that shit is free. Well at least you don't have the cancers and can back to playing with ur balls happily =)
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:01 am |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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how come you didnt show us your lumps on your cam???
hahahahha my health care is free.
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:27 pm |
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noobanator
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 842 Location: Northern California
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DAM YOU CANADA AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE....anyways congratz on not having Cancerous balls coach
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:47 pm |
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TACO
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 110
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wow ive been noticing my balls have been sagging alittle bit lower. The left one is about 1/2 inch lower and the right one is about an inch lower
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:29 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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noobanator wrote: DAM YOU CANADA AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE....anyways congratz on not having Cancerous balls coach
i'm not canadian dont you pay attention at all?
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 pm |
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Prom3th3us
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Joined: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 317 Location: Kentucky
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do you just have free healthcare from a settled lawsuit or something? or through work?
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:33 pm |
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noobanator
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 842 Location: Northern California
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Vision wrote: noobanator wrote: DAM YOU CANADA AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE....anyways congratz on not having Cancerous balls coach i'm not canadian dont you pay attention at all?
pshh no why would i pay attention to what you say
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:13 pm |
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CHRiS
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Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 829
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Prom3th3us wrote: do you just have free healthcare from a settled lawsuit or something? or through work?
I'm not quite sure how or what, but I'm certain it has something to do with gambling
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| Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:19 pm |
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winitnow
Game Server Admin
Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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Welp Gratz coach and coach's wife for being ok enough for us to hear you all yell at each other over all talk in game XD...but good thing your lumpy balls arent cancerous cause i heard thats a bitch...im glad i got another 20years till i gotta have another man touch my balls for a living.
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:48 am |
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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if coach lived in canada he would have had to wait 6 to 9 months to see a doctor after he noticed the lumps on his balls. government healthcare is free, but not convenient.
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:38 am |
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SuperEffect
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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I lol at your lumpy balls.I cant make too much fun,i have one the size of a grapefruit and one the size of a b.b.
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:01 pm |
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snuggle
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 1595 Location: Calgary Alberta
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-Purple- wrote: if coach lived in canada he would have had to wait 6 to 9 months to see a doctor after he noticed the lumps on his balls. government healthcare is free, but not convenient.
he'd actually wait about a week lol government health care isn't as bad as advertised
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:10 pm |
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