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dirty'swife
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Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 10
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 Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
here
to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles
in the
other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly:
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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| Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:58 am |
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fishkilla
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Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2238 Location: leicester,england
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hahahaha thats naot bad :)
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CzechRebel
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Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1129 Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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 Re: Black Testicles
dirty'swife wrote: "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
Hahahahaha priceless
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| Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:37 am |
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rx78ghost
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Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
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prawnd
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pred
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1585 Location: Bringing the hate
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old! -1
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
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Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1524 Location: Dog House
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haha funny
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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That was good.
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virus
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Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1918 Location: Miami, FL
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fishkilla wrote: hahahaha thats naot bad :)
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RandomHero
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Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1017 Location: texas
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lol nice
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| Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:06 pm |
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SgtSlaughter
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Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 256 Location: Behind You
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gg nice balls
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ShallowGrave
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Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 748 Location: SD, California
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fishkilla wrote: hahahaha thats naot bad :)
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