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 Black Testicles 
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
here
to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles
in the
other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly:

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......




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hahahaha thats naot bad :)

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dirty'swife wrote:
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"



Hahahahaha priceless

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prawnd

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old! -1

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haha funny


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That was good.

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fishkilla wrote:
hahahaha thats naot bad :)


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lol nice

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gg nice balls

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fishkilla wrote:
hahahaha thats naot bad :)

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