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 lmao great night 
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Ok, so me and some of my friends went to this girls house for her suprise b-day party. We, are all public school children, and about 90% of the people there went to the private school in the area. Needless to say, we felt poor and hated them all.

And once our chick friend decided she wanted some beer, she started drinking, but one of her friends showed up, and the birthday girl didnt want this other person to know she was drinking. So she gave the bottle to me and my comrades.

So one thing lead to another and we decided to piss in the bottle, we gave it back to the girl and we told her not to drink it. She surprisingly listened to us, and she gave the bottle to a friend of hers who we think she is humping. As we are leaving, the guy slams the bottle of piss, comes back into the house screaming bad words. We left the party laughing our asses off because we just made a lil rich phaegot drink peepee.


GG. Mofo drink Peepee


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OWNED!!! Lol! Nice
Never except beer from a stranger! Unless the caps still on or ur tooo drunk to care!


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lol the funny thing is we shimmyed the cap, and it wasnt from a stranger, it was from the girl he was practically humping at the time


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hahahahahahaha! Was the girl from ur school or the private one?


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Private, she has the money to afford it, she used to go to public schools, then changed once she went into highschool


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OWNED!!! Lol! Nice
Never except beer from a stranger! Unless the caps still on or ur tooo drunk to care!
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Thats F*CKING great omg lol

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lmao!!!!! :lol:

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ROFL. That happened to a friend of mine once at a party. He was the only one drunk there. And my other friends decided to piss in a bottle and give it to him. He drank the entire thing. And even drank like 2 or 3 more. He was even told it was piss after like the 2nd or 3rd one. He still has that reputation of being a piss drinker like a year later lol.

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lmao

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haha i wish my night went as good

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I went to a party were a kid passed out on the front lawn and a few other dudes pissed on him. He woke up during the pissing and flipped out. Everyone was teasing him for a month untill he killed himself. Owned. How can you leave a party without pissing in a bottle? Or on someone?


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Anal Chow Mein wrote:
How can you leave a party without pissing in a bottle? Or on someone?


Because I dont have a golden shower fetish geez :roll:

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Ok, so me and some of my friends went to this girls house for her suprise b-day party. We, are all public school children, and about 90% of the people there went to the private school in the area. Needless to say, we felt poor and hated them all.

And once our chick friend decided she wanted some beer, she started drinking, but one of her friends showed up, and the birthday girl didnt want this other person to know she was drinking. So she gave the bottle to me and my comrades.

So one thing lead to another and we decided to piss in the bottle, we gave it back to the girl and we told her not to drink it. She surprisingly listened to us, and she gave the bottle to a friend of hers who we think she is humping. As we are leaving, the guy slams the bottle of piss, comes back into the house screaming bad words. We left the party laughing our asses off because we just made a lil rich phaegot drink peepee.


GG. Mofo drink Peepee




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That's F*CKIN hilarious! Good job! Make them richies pay!

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OWNED!!! Lol! Nice
Never except beer from a stranger! Unless the caps still on or ur tooo drunk to care!


*Accept pershnaps?

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Lmfao. That shit is F*CKING great.


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So owned... [hates being a responsible adult]..

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MoV DemonKnight wrote:
Anal Chow Mein wrote:
How can you leave a party without pissing in a bottle? Or on someone?


Because I dont have a golden shower fetish geez :roll:



.....Boot to the head.

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lmfao @ kitten:

.......Boot to the head

boom click uhhh

Now I cant remember where I heard that

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