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Sprinkles
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 563 Location: Minnesnowda!!!!!
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 lmao great night
Ok, so me and some of my friends went to this girls house for her suprise b-day party. We, are all public school children, and about 90% of the people there went to the private school in the area. Needless to say, we felt poor and hated them all.
And once our chick friend decided she wanted some beer, she started drinking, but one of her friends showed up, and the birthday girl didnt want this other person to know she was drinking. So she gave the bottle to me and my comrades.
So one thing lead to another and we decided to piss in the bottle, we gave it back to the girl and we told her not to drink it. She surprisingly listened to us, and she gave the bottle to a friend of hers who we think she is humping. As we are leaving, the guy slams the bottle of piss, comes back into the house screaming bad words. We left the party laughing our asses off because we just made a lil rich phaegot drink peepee.
GG. Mofo drink Peepee
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| Fri May 05, 2006 11:51 pm |
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buggy
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Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1436 Location: Illinois
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 pwned
OWNED!!! Lol! Nice
Never except beer from a stranger! Unless the caps still on or ur tooo drunk to care!
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| Fri May 05, 2006 11:55 pm |
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Sprinkles
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 563 Location: Minnesnowda!!!!!
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lol the funny thing is we shimmyed the cap, and it wasnt from a stranger, it was from the girl he was practically humping at the time
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| Fri May 05, 2006 11:56 pm |
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buggy
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Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1436 Location: Illinois
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hahahahahahaha! Was the girl from ur school or the private one?
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| Fri May 05, 2006 11:58 pm |
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Sprinkles
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 563 Location: Minnesnowda!!!!!
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Private, she has the money to afford it, she used to go to public schools, then changed once she went into highschool
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ShallowGrave
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Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 748 Location: SD, California
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 Re: pwned
buggy wrote: OWNED!!! Lol! Nice Never except beer from a stranger! Unless the caps still on or ur tooo drunk to care! Agreed
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| Sat May 06, 2006 12:05 am |
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WeEdMaN
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3188 Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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Thats F*CKING great omg lol
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| Sat May 06, 2006 12:18 am |
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MADBALLER
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Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 910 Location: Florida
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lmao!!!!! :lol:
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Spork
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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ROFL. That happened to a friend of mine once at a party. He was the only one drunk there. And my other friends decided to piss in a bottle and give it to him. He drank the entire thing. And even drank like 2 or 3 more. He was even told it was piss after like the 2nd or 3rd one. He still has that reputation of being a piss drinker like a year later lol.
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| Sat May 06, 2006 3:13 am |
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WeEdMaN
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3188 Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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lmao
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| Sat May 06, 2006 3:34 am |
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NESS
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Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1097 Location: washington
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haha i wish my night went as good
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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I went to a party were a kid passed out on the front lawn and a few other dudes pissed on him. He woke up during the pissing and flipped out. Everyone was teasing him for a month untill he killed himself. Owned. How can you leave a party without pissing in a bottle? Or on someone?
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| Sat May 06, 2006 6:14 am |
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DemonKnight
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Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 600 Location: Hell
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Anal Chow Mein wrote: How can you leave a party without pissing in a bottle? Or on someone?
Because I dont have a golden shower fetish geez :roll:
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| Sat May 06, 2006 7:32 am |
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fishkilla
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Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2238 Location: leicester,england
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 Re: lmao great night
Sprinkles wrote: Ok, so me and some of my friends went to this girls house for her suprise b-day party. We, are all public school children, and about 90% of the people there went to the private school in the area. Needless to say, we felt poor and hated them all.
And once our chick friend decided she wanted some beer, she started drinking, but one of her friends showed up, and the birthday girl didnt want this other person to know she was drinking. So she gave the bottle to me and my comrades.
So one thing lead to another and we decided to piss in the bottle, we gave it back to the girl and we told her not to drink it. She surprisingly listened to us, and she gave the bottle to a friend of hers who we think she is humping. As we are leaving, the guy slams the bottle of piss, comes back into the house screaming bad words. We left the party laughing our asses off because we just made a lil rich phaegot drink peepee.
GG. Mofo drink Peepee
nice 8)
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| Sat May 06, 2006 8:06 am |
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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That's F*CKIN hilarious! Good job! Make them richies pay!
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| Sat May 06, 2006 8:47 am |
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Steakywill
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Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Orange, CA
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 Re: pwned
buggy wrote: OWNED!!! Lol! Nice Never except beer from a stranger! Unless the caps still on or ur tooo drunk to care!
*Accept pershnaps?
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Twiztid
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Joined: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1178
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Lmfao. That shit is F*CKING great.
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| Sat May 06, 2006 10:47 am |
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pred
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1585 Location: Bringing the hate
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So owned... [hates being a responsible adult]..
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| Sat May 06, 2006 11:29 am |
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AngryKitten
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Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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MoV DemonKnight wrote: Anal Chow Mein wrote: How can you leave a party without pissing in a bottle? Or on someone? Because I dont have a golden shower fetish geez :roll:
.....Boot to the head.
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| Sat May 06, 2006 12:12 pm |
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DemonKnight
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Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 600 Location: Hell
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lmfao @ kitten:
.......Boot to the head
boom click uhhh
Now I cant remember where I heard that
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