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PinkMonk3y
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Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm
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Location: Dizney Madness
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 Water vs. Alcohol It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!!
I'll drink to that..................................
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Judicator
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Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: ATX->NYC
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Purifying filters FTSolve
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Midnight
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Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:00 am
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Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Judicator wrote: Purifying filters FTSolve problem solved.
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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What about distilled water?
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JFOBP
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Location: Illinois
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Do those freaky german scat people throw off the average?
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Gr33n(V)an
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Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: FL...The Green Land
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Gman wrote: What about distilled water? not even bottled water is distilled these days....true distilled water you wouldn't want to drink JarFullOfBunnyParts wrote: Do those freaky german scat people throw off the average? probably _________________  "Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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KickedintheFace
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probably included third world countries too, because you might as well be eating shit.
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AnalChowMein
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Location: Michigan
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Who cares, I would eat some shit off of the ground from a dog if the price is right.
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eviI-pie
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I might eat a dry one, but a fresh one? no way!
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Ryan
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Bottled spring water ftw.
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AnalChowMein
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Location: Michigan
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Dry or wet, it will taste the same. The texture may change a little but I think that I would prefer the soft yet crunchy mix.
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Pillmatic
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Joined: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:00 am
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the taste doesnt matter your still eating SHIT
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ApoKolypse
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Location: London
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Personally, I have a bad liver already so, I'll take the .01% liquid shit over more Liver problems.........
Who am I kidding, Smirnoff ftw.
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[FL]Skinny
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Location: deland florida
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alcohol for the win!
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