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PinkMonk3y
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Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Dizney Madness
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 Water vs. Alcohol
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!!
I'll drink to that..................................
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:23 pm |
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Judicator
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Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 3955 Location: ATX->NYC
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Purifying filters FTSolve
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:33 pm |
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Midnight
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Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 820 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Judicator wrote: Purifying filters FTSolve
problem solved.
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:48 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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What about distilled water?
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:56 pm |
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JFOBP
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Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 3473 Location: Illinois
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Do those freaky german scat people throw off the average?
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Gr33n(V)an
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Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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Gman wrote: What about distilled water? not even bottled water is distilled these days....true distilled water you wouldn't want to drink JarFullOfBunnyParts wrote: Do those freaky german scat people throw off the average?
probably
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:04 pm |
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KickedintheFace
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Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2664
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probably included third world countries too, because you might as well be eating shit.
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| Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:45 pm |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Who cares, I would eat some shit off of the ground from a dog if the price is right.
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eviI-pie
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Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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I might eat a dry one, but a fresh one? no way!
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| Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:29 am |
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Ryan
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Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2436
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Bottled spring water ftw.
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| Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:27 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Dry or wet, it will taste the same. The texture may change a little but I think that I would prefer the soft yet crunchy mix.
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| Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:39 am |
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Pillmatic
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Joined: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 48
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the taste doesnt matter your still eating SHIT
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| Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:35 am |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Personally, I have a bad liver already so, I'll take the .01% liquid shit over more Liver problems.........
Who am I kidding, Smirnoff ftw.
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| Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:17 pm |
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[FL]Skinny
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Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 388 Location: deland florida
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alcohol for the win!
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