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Me and Killa are preparing for our 3rd major hurricane... within a month...

Devastation sucks. God hates Florida for some reason. Just saying hello to everyone that I hold dear to my heart.


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yes god does hate flordia. isnt it obvious?

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Devastation sucks. God hates Florida for some reason. Just saying hello to everyone that I hold dear to my heart.



Umm, can you say karma for the 2000 election, lol, yup, thats what jeb and george get.........dont say a word corpse. :twisted:

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bush wins...thats finito :D


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You can all rot in hell. I feal the pain of the Ho. I am a Floridian and I have declared many of times but I hate hurricanes with a passion. Two so far destroyed the lower and middle halfs of FL. This third one is aimed for the panhandle where I am at. Its only fair that for the past 10 years no hurricanes have really hit FL. This is payback and three strong ones are going to pound FL from every angle possible until FL looks like a squished pack of smokes.

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You guys are in a shitty situation, but it comes with the territory. I mean... going to Corpses house while I'm there means you're getting teabagged. There's nothing you can do about it. It's just a F*CKING risk you take (or sacrifice [of dignity] you make).


I'll be getting BOTH Corpse AND Strange while I'm there this time.

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i ♥ hurricanes


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[Conspiracy Theory=ON]
George Bush has used the government's top secret weather controlling computer to ravage Florida repeatedly. He's teaching them a lesson for screwing-up the last election.

If Ivan smashes through Florida, Bush won't have to worry about any pesky hanging chads or dimpled ass-cheeks. I think his plan is to drown all of the old jews and Cubans that voted for Gore in 2000.

Very stupid, Mr. Bush. Everybody knows that jews drown faster when you wrap them in a burlap sack first.... and the cubans? They F*CKING floated here to begin with! How the hell can you drown someone that floats?

Maybe he plans to make them float (via el nino) back to Cuba, and the jews won't drown, they just won't have anyplace left to go and vote for John "The Frenchman" Kerry.
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CorpseHumper wrote:
[Conspiracy Theory=ON]
George Bush has used the government's top secret weather controlling computer to ravage Florida repeatedly. He's teaching them a lesson for screwing-up the last election.

If Ivan smashes through Florida, Bush won't have to worry about any pesky hanging chads or dimpled ass-cheeks. I think his plan is to drown all of the old jews and Cubans that voted for Gore in 2000.

Very stupid, Mr. Bush. Everybody knows that jews drown faster when you wrap them in a burlap sack first.... and the cubans? They F*CKING floated here to begin with! How the hell can you drown someone that floats?

Maybe he plans to make them float (via el nino) back to Cuba, and the jews won't drown, they just won't have anyplace left to go and vote for John "The Frenchman" Kerry.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CorpseHumper wrote:
[Conspiracy Theory=ON]
George Bush has used the government's top secret weather controlling computer to ravage Florida repeatedly. He's teaching them a lesson for screwing-up the last election.

If Ivan smashes through Florida, Bush won't have to worry about any pesky hanging chads or dimpled ass-cheeks. I think his plan is to drown all of the old jews and Cubans that voted for Gore in 2000.

Very stupid, Mr. Bush. Everybody knows that jews drown faster when you wrap them in a burlap sack first.... and the cubans? They F*CKING floated here to begin with! How the hell can you drown someone that floats?

Maybe he plans to make them float (via el nino) back to Cuba, and the jews won't drown, they just won't have anyplace left to go and vote for John "The Frenchman" Kerry.
[/Conspiracy Theory]


George W. Bush must hate his brother.... the Governor of Florida :shock: .


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Has anyone seen Cacameat Pete yet?

Ivan wont hit Floirda.

Hi Ho.

Gambit.

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Ivan didn't, but Jeanne did -.-;;

Got power back like 3 hours ago.


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Ivan didn't, but Jeanne did -.-;;

Got power back like 3 hours ago.


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i know how to solve the hurrivane problem...... builde a huge F*CKING dome over florda.... the whole sate ... hehe


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Damn, and I had my fingers crossed praying for your death.


;-).

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good doesnt hate florida......he just hates you uncle HO. you can always be my bitch though.


sup everyone long time no see.

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i meant god not good

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DAS! ♥

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welcome to the fourms u sexy knee grow

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[h!gh] wrote:
welcome to the fourms u sexy knee grow


what he said ^^^

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