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CorpseHumper
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Southwest Florida
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 HEADLINE: Pirates Banned from Two More Servers Date: 12-19-2005
Reporter: Dixie Nourmus
This just in!! Pirates invaded and were banned from two more servers last night.
In the first server, there were 6 players playing in a 20 player server. Apparently, it was someone's personal connection because when the Pirates filled it to max capacity, it was choking to death. It was even worse when they started talking at the same time and smoke grenading. Pings were 300-1000 and it was completely unplayable. Finally someone with admin powers said "yeah I could get rid of you if I wanted to" and several pirates were quoted as saying "well what are you waiting for then?!" Another pirate was overheard saying "Lick me where I pee" over and over again.
In the second server, friendlyfire was on. Massive team-killing and team attacking ensued. Smoke grenades were flying everywhere, and no admins were anywhere to be found. The pirates terrorized this server without mercy. Finally a map change came, and they were tranferred to a map that was a 35hp knife fight map. Very chaotic team-attacking continued until a player was heard saying "oh yeah here comes an admin!" and then someone said "what the hell are you people doing?" and then mass bans were handed out. One pirate was quoted as saying "ARGH!" and several others were heard singing "15 n00bs on a dead n00bs chest".
Stayed tuned to n00bfest TV for late breaking news and updates.
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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AWWWW!!!! Someone was using my "lick me where i pee" song?! HOW DARE YOU?? You're lucky the Gay Sailor wasnt there to take care of that....
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Texas
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lick me where i pee
ROFLMAO
Nice.
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Monk
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 695
Location: New York
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God damn Pirates.They make me wanna quit Cs all together..tee hee
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Shorty
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Cincinnati
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Those scurvy rascals are keep'n "booty" and "plunder" in the lexicon and fear in the hearts of geeks everywhere. gg
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Georgia
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I heard one Pirate even say that he supported the Bush Administration!
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I got a sex change.
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Baldreaper
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Orlando, Florida
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It was me Joe! Thanks for the song! :)
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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You freakin' bastard.
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Baldreaper
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Orlando, Florida
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Lick me where I pee!
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Midnight
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:00 am
Posts: 820
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Baldreaper wrote: Lick me where I pee! am i allowed too?
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Baldreaper
[n00b] Member
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Location: Orlando, Florida
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Midnight wrote: Baldreaper wrote: Lick me where I pee! am i allowed too? Only when I'm peeing! :) _________________ BRAND LOVES THE CAWK!
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[Pirate] Gay Sailor
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: EVERYWHERE! Plundering the booty
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How could you steal me song, Baldreaper?? Prepare for the plundering! Surrender thee booty! ARRGGHHHHH!!
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pred
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Bringing the hate
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Away
Away
Away away with the fyfe and drum
Here we come full of rum.
Looking for servers who peddle the scum of the North Atlantic Squadron...
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Steakywill
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Location: Orange, CA
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PIRATES!!! OH NOES!!!!!1
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ocelot_truth
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Joined: Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:00 am
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Location: Nc, Bitches.
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Wait..didn't corpse post that..hmm...
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Steakywill
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: Orange, CA
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que?
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WeEdMaN
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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lol
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DemonKnight
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am
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Location: Hell
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YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME..
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[FL]Skinny
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 388
Location: deland florida
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banned twice and loved every minute of it! just have to say my first raid...will not be last i had so much fun the other night that im proud to be a pirate!i could do it everynight!i had fun singing your server has walked the plank!and peg kept saying why is your server so laggy!it was all ace man dug it let me know when the next ones on!
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Judicator
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Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm
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Location: ATX->NYC
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Ocelot_Truth wrote: Wait..didn't corpse post that..hmm... No, gay sailor (whoever that may be) was too queer to find his own avatar _________________[n00b] Judicator|n4b
nubs 4 breakfast
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