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Ok well lastnight I jsut passed out my cell phone was layin right next to me and my cat got locked in my room so she decides to freakin piss all over my god damn bed right where my cell phone was I have no screen or sound i wanna kill her lol

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HA HA!!

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If you were passed out, are you sure YOU aren't the one who pissed all over it?

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yes it smelt like cat piss and i dont wet the bed that much god lol

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payback....you just got owned by your cat bro...you suck

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w0w that sucks :/ hope it wasn't a expensive phone


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YA MAYBE IT SAW CAT NIP IS IN THAT BAG


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Dr pepper wrote:
YA MAYBE IT SAW CAT NIP IS IN THAT BAG


what.....? I didnt see anything about a bag.

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LOL steven

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ROFL!


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yup, thats right...


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maybe you should try giving it cat nip...my cat almost litterally gets high, he runs around chasing nothing...

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cat piss is the worse.

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yeah. my cats piss in my daughter's room in the corner...and now the whole freakin' room smells like amonia. we've tried EVERYTHING to get it out...but nothing works. i'm ready to skin them alive and eat em.....

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cat do git high off cat nip i ask my vet he it is true


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Dr pepper wrote:
cat do git high off cat nip i ask my vet he it is true


Cat's do get high off of cat-nip, I asked my Veterinarian, and he says it's true.

Just had to clear that up a bit.


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Thank you Steven.

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Hey Joe, got the same problem with one of our felines here. The other half saw some stuff on TV (big white bottle with an O on it). The stuff works great! I'll get the link tonight and post it. Also make sure your cat doesn't have an UTI. When they have one they tend to piss all over the place thinking that somehow it won't burn when they pee thinking that a different location might help(stupid cats).

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I do not approve of this thread.

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Hmmm...thanks Pred. I'll have to get my cat checked out, i guess. As for the O stuff? lol. i thought i tried everything...see if you can find out the name of it. i might have already tried it and failed.

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