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DurangoKiD
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 Chocolate Math Pretty cool 8)
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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LV-Gamer
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nope, off by 1. it said 214 and im 15
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JoeMamma
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724...CORRECT. that's pretty F*CKIN cool...Gamer...you're only 15?? you're a smart F*CKER for 15...
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ManWhore
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Right on the money for me, that's some strange chit.....
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lone_mortal
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Yep, I've seen something like this before but it wasn't about chocolate...I don't think. It got my age right but I never eat chocolate so HA. Oh LV, I think you might've picked the wrong number when it asks if you have or haven't had your b-day yet.
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Vision
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i was off by one also. but nyce trick
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Strange
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I've seen Wynona Rider do a neater trick with some ping pong balls.
:-D
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Ryan
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Dead on. 314. I said 3, and I'm 14.
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JoeMamma
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Strange wrote: I've seen Wynona Rider do a neater trick with some ping pong balls.
:-D LOL! We've all seen that, negro.... _________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Vision
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ahhh wynona ryder... the things i would eat out her a$$...
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JoeMamma
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would you eat the corn out of her shitter??
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pizza_dude
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whose wynona???
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Vision
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Joe Mamma wrote: would you eat the corn out of her shitter?? i think you found my limit. _________________"attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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oreX
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lies ! im not 62....
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DeagleR
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lol i got 12 whoooo....im lil younger
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eviI-pie
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Vision wrote: ahhh wynona ryder... the things i would eat out her a$$... wow, everyone I tell I have a crush on Wynona thinks im weird....that's cool!
I'm not the only one !1111
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Judicator
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Sorry to bring up an old topic, but I was bored and steam was updating so I went ahead and did the math (cmon, I'm sure someone else did too...)
The steps basically ask you to do one of these expressions (depending on whether you've had your bday this year):
50 (2x + 5) + 1755 - (year of birth)
50 (2x + 5) + 1754 - (year of birth)
What happens is, after simplifying all the basic algebra, you get:
100x + 2005 - "year born", or 100x + 2004 - "year born" (Depending on whether you had your last birthday this year, or in 2004). "x" is the number of times you "want to have chocolate" per week, so when you multiply it by 100 you get that number in the 100s place. Then you add the difference between your last birthday and your year of birth, to get your age in the 10s place.
I know, I have no life.
On a brighter note...we have school off because it froze overnight! lol TEXAS FTW.
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kool
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rx78ghost
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niceness
714...
but in like 4 days it will be (shood be) 715!!
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Deepslit
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Apparently I'm 69 years old.
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