everyone that knows me in my city knows that i love my piece of shit car... well last night(11/19) 2 girls that i work with thought it might be funny to steal a spinner hubcap off of my car... now they have left me a ransom note for the hubcap and im pissed. i dont know whether i should mess with them back or just let it be. what do yall think i should do? im too lazy to scan the note in so here it is.

The note reads:

We have your Hubcap!! If you want it, come to work tomorrrow with $1,000!
-2 girls-

lmaooo! owned. hmmm..i dont really have any advice. you should ask some girls u know. waiiitt! bring monopoly money and tell them they didnt state what kind of money..rofl. :lol:

Tell them you'll give them the peepee if they give it back....

i dont have monoply money... and joe, i said that to your wife and it worked, but not with these girls.

Tell them free double A batteries for life :wink:

helll....anything works for her....

i think i should make a flyer that says joes wife... $.99 for 3 days with joe on the side for 5.

but it should really say $500 reward for the name or names of the thieves leading to the return of my hubcap... and post that on their cars.

LOL. you could have some fun with this. sneak up to their houses while they sleep and rape em. that'll teach them! wait...only in my world would that teach them...oh well....

Lol joe you freak. I dont know where they live :).JK. I wouldnt do that anyway.

In the back of your mind, you know you would. Its fun. That's what i call a fun-filled night ;)

Yea, youd get your fun after you were arrested and put in jail... You like dropping your soap lol. Id be with your wife having my fun filled night.

MMMMMM....dropping the soap. Reminds me of when i'm on deployment on the ship.....
as for my wife...hey...atleast someone gets a fun-filled night with her....

Joe, i think your going to be depressed by the end of the year with your wife being that loose.. i mean, how many people has been with her? 10, 15, 20, 83950?

ok....heres what you do....and this is going to be a little involved so stay with me here
1st you know where they live
2nd you know who they are

go to their houses at night...DON"T GET CAUGHT!!!....make randome noises outside their windows until they come to the window to see what it is...don't be seen.....

do this to both girls...make sure you make enough noise that they will remember it

then leave a note on each car
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~2 Girls~
I have video tapes of you changing clothes and one of you masterbating. Come to work tomorrow with more money then the porn website or my hubcap.
~Guy~

PS: Nice toy btw
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neither one will admit to the other that they were masterbating......this will get them squabbling between each other and create distrust....the next step is to make sure you give them really evil smiles every time you see them....with the distrust and the smile of knowing confadence they should crack in less then 5 hours...

LOL Greenman...that one's good. That's really good, actually. I'll have to remember that one....
Spyda...its been more than that.

OMG LOL YOU WIN!!!111oneoneone

Any realistic ideas so i dont end up in jail cause theyll know it was me. Like finding their aim sn and spamming them, how can i find that out?

they might KNOW it was you...but, one....could they prove it? and two...you've got leverage. they stole your hubcap....

OMG joe your stoopid... they have leverage on me because they have my HUBCAP...

maybe its late or whatever....but yeah...i dont see anything wrong....