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 1 year 
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Well...it's my one year anniversary with Noobfest....One Year on these forums has taught me a lot of things....Here are some examples

1. The Overall IQ of the world is much, MUCH lower then I originally thought it was.

2. Feces Jokes are only funny the first time you hear it.

3. yougotDICKED is a HOMOSEXUAL!!!

4. Retarded people need to be shot...there is no cure(not people who were born retarded, people who were born and then became retarded).

5. Two subjects that always make a good topic of intrest, Religion & Polotix.

6. When you've run out of an arguing point and have nothing else to say, the best response in, "You F*CKING N***er!"

7. People come and people go, but the best ones are always around when you need them.

8. The best, worst, and only response most any accusation of Haxing deserves is, "STFU n00b!"

9. Teh = The...fix your damn typos

10. Skill is relative.

11. "Pump Shottie!!"

12. Getting head while getting a headshot is the best feeling in the world.

Thats about it....oh yeah...and one more thing


n00bfest owns your ass!!

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Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:41 am
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AMEN BROTHA!

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Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:52 am
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wow, has it been a year already?

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Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:45 am
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yep...closing in on that time for me, too. around the beginning of December is my one year marker here....and, yes...i agree with all of those. lol.

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Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:36 am
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penis


Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:54 am
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Almost there also.

Line 13 Joe Mamma's really an ass hole.


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Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:11 pm
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damn right i am. lol. and dont you bitches forget that either!

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why don't you just change your name already joe [n00b] Joe Asshole

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Greeny, that is all true man. Been a year for me too coming up :). I really need to play again. I miss the damn servers and CS...

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I'm going to go to florida and kick Joe's ass.

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Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:27 am
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I gots your back joe!

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Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:43 am
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I think i SHOULD change my name permanantly to [n00b] Number 1 Asshole! it keeps with the persona (dont know if i spelled that right?) that you guys made for me.

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Lol Freeman is pulling the crowbar out again.


Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:09 am
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Last night we were playing yahoo graffiti and I think Acid Rain was drawing. His word was "Navy" so he wrote down "Joe Mamma."

Everyone was like "Asshole! Asshole! It's Asshole!"

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Maybe you should just put #1 asshole under his forum name.


Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:36 pm
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Gman wrote:
Last night we were playing yahoo graffiti and I think Acid Rain was drawing. His word was "Navy" so he wrote down "Joe Mamma."

Everyone was like "Asshole! Asshole! It's Asshole!"


LMAO! that's F*CKIN classic. Well...atleast you guys are thinkin of me when i'm not around! lol.

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