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 truck engine fail 
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Post truck engine fail
So i bought a truck about two years ago and two weeks later it dropped a cylinder.It took me about three months to find a motor for a good price i bought it,then i put all new gaskets and seals in it and it set on my engine stand for a year and a half before i put it in about a week ago. My wife and i were driving last night to a friends house to get some range time in when all of a sudden i heard a loud pop and white smoke started to billow from under the hood.i pull over in this african americans yard (witch as yall know my vehicles are covered in confederate flags)he comes stomping down the drive way like pissed off ape saying what are you doing in my yard ?i looked at the truck F*CKING rolling steam and then just looked back at him with this look as to say are you really F*CKING serious?so he tells me i cant park there i say i dont have a choice and a wrecker is on the way.well this isnt good enough for him so he says it again.so i shook my head and looked him in the eye and said well i guess we have a problem then huh?i turned a round and walked to the truck and set down kinda ignoring him .so he follows me to the truck and sees my ar 10 hanging in the gun rack and both hand guns in the seat and a ammo can over flowing in the floor board .he stops in his tracks and says god damn ,eyes as big as saucers and his aditude changes immediately he turns around starts walking to his house and says to his female every things ok hes just broke down turns around and says let me know if you need any water or anything we will be in the house .so the wrecker shows up ,brings my truck home and the F*CKING water pump housing broke off and destroyed my timing cover ,water pump,radiator,and fan so yeah a fucked up day.O and this one is 100% true cant make this shit up

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Fri May 06, 2011 8:43 am
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haha thats pretty funny. I had a defense driving teacher who was from england, so what does he do when he moves to Georgia, but join the NRA, and get his concealed carry license. Appparently him and his wife were driving along, (mind now, that he is 65) and some dick is just pumping the horn and tailgatting them because they are driving the speed limit, so my teacher proceeds to slow down even more. The guy whips off the road, forcing them off, and pulls out a bat, screaming for them to get out of the car. So my teacher at the age of 65, opens the door, presses his 45 against his chest, and says ' i feel threatened, and the next step you take will equate to a hole in your chest' Needless to say, they left


Sat May 21, 2011 5:38 pm
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Damnn the power of a gun dude just seeing one will make people shit themselves

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Sat May 21, 2011 7:35 pm
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yeah i will never threaten or pull mine out unless i have already made the decision to use it but it hanging in the back window has kept tailgaters and ragers at bay for now.ps glad some one finally posted on my thread.lol

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Mon May 23, 2011 8:11 am
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haha sorry slayer I read it but I just didn't know how to comment because of how many times we have ridden with 4 AR 15s and stuff in our car and nobody would ever know about them so I haven't ever had a situation like that.

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