So im in high school, hate all you want. But due to the firing of our Principal (he got F*CKING the english teacher), our new principal
is desperate to get the kids to like him. So basically any prank goes. Thoughts, ideas suggestions? Thnx in advance.

We also came into the possession of the master key.

Principal! Principal as in pal not principle as in rule. Also blockade entrances into the school.

Have sex with his wife

get 4 sheep...spray paint numbers on them 1,2,3 and 5...and let them loose in the school :D

Lol we did that with 3 pigs painted the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them :D

I could care less bout our senior prank. I don even think we had one. Bunch o faggots in my class. F*CKIN colors are pink and green.....

or if you have a two story high school...you could get a cow and put it upstairs...cause they dont walk downstairs.

if your decent at welding and have the key, sneak in at night and weld all the doors shut from the inside so noone can get it and you wont have school the next day or so...


or just burn shit into the grass around your school with gas...

Fork the football field, put a car through a flag pole, let loose alligators, switch around everyones locks on their lockers, take all the teachers desks and chairs and pile them all in the hallway, cherry bomb the bathroom, stink bomb the hallways, put dead fish in freshman lockers, flour the freshman, theres quite a few pranks

Go streaking. In front of the girls.

Have sex with all the hot teachers. It's a real crowd pleaser.

basically the biggest 3 pranks for my senior year was we had a beach party on the football field (Fake sand and all)
Second we let loose rats in the cafeteria
and finally some guys went on a sunday and took all the picnic tables and other shit outside and stacked it higher than 3 stories somehow... it was F*CKING amazing.

In my year we had a pretty lame one...a bunch of people camped out in the parking lot and over in a lawn, we got in with a stolen key.

But my sister's year had a great one, they let out all the agriculture animals (again with a stolen key) and the next day there were cows walking around the campus and pigs in kid's lockers

Our sr. Prank was if we did one e didn't walk for graduation fuckn gay ass school. Altho sr. Skip day...we al went over to our footballs qb house and party...his mom is a teacher at our school lol

Take a shit in the hallways.. Or on all the teachers desks... And pee class of 2011 on the walls...
Lock the hot teacher up in a class room and only let them leave if they strip and give you blow jobs..
And if your gay.. Then u have a Mac.. Also I guess you can do it with the guy teachers but that's up to you.. (that's just nasty)

If you have a ticker sign like that they announce stuff in front of the school like we did. We found the box that connects to the sign from the school and hacked the password and made up some bullshit excuse like "The principle has decided to cancel the school today for reasons benefiting the school." or something like that. I forget exactly what we put. But yeah, it was epic and no one that drove ended up going to school. It was beautiful.

My senior year we bought a bunch of cheap watches and set the alarms to go off at different times during the school day. We then put them in the attic hidden in the insulation. Pissed a bunch of teachers off and it took them a couple of months to get them all down.

use beehives as grenades.

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