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Blazer
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Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:39 pm
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 Seriously, F*CK people So my stoner roommates have little to no memory left anymore. They get stoned off their ass, destroy the kitchen, and bitch about the kitchen and dishes. Then they take my shit, or destroy my shit because they're inconsiderate assholes. To top it off, my F*CKING ex took a graphing calculator from me and won't give it back. $80 down the drain.
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| Tue May 03, 2011 8:13 pm |
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Codeman
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Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Paper plates. BAM! Problem solved....except for the graphing calculator. That sucks.
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| Tue May 03, 2011 8:16 pm |
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Jet
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 11:00 pm
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people I would have more sympathy if you didn't name yourself Blazer...
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Blazer
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:39 pm
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Lol, well idk why I opted to name myself that when I first started on steam back when Orange Box came out. I honestly never smoke pot.
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| Tue May 03, 2011 8:35 pm |
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Codeman
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Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:00 pm
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Do you like Portland?
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm
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Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Kick their ass
_________________Am I evil? Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am
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| Tue May 03, 2011 8:42 pm |
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h!gh
Sexual Chocolate
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 3202
Location: nigga plz.
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people the F*CK is wrong with young people these days.
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ResinCactus
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Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:37 am
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Location: Whats a Resin Cactus?
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Sandman wrote: Kick their ass I agree if you lived in FL id kick there ass for ya _________________ When can one see, in the dark, but by its opposite.... light.TheBosman wrote: This is home . Done and done .
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Dr.Malicious
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Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Jet wrote: I would have more sympathy if you didn't name yourself Blazer... ^ _________________[I []xxx[]:::::::::::::::::::> ( ), ) <:::::::::::::::::::[]xxx[]] 
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Greatness
Field Nigga
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:00 am
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Location: Urbana, IL
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Jet wrote: I would have more sympathy if you didn't name yourself Blazer... lol this, but you can always just keep a plate, fork knife spoon and cup in your room washed and use that and was the pots after u use them. I had a room mate that would not clean up after himself so i did this and then he found he just never had anything to eat on etc and eventually he started to clean his shit. that way you dont have to worry about it and when they start to talk shit just say i wash the pots right after i use them and leave it at that. _________________I am 87% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you?
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 4359
Location: The Nasty Nati
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people I just live here and she cleans it and cooks me three meals a day
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WaffleLover
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Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am
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Location: Zuols moms room.
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people March down to where your ex stays and slap that bitch, walk inside and take your calculator back. After that whenever your roomates F*CK with your shit punch them in the face. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
_________________ Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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Shredder
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:12 pm
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Location: Round Rock, TX
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people WaffleLover wrote: March down to where your ex stays and eat a whopper, walk inside and eat two more whoppers. After that whenever your roomates F*CK with your shit eat another whopper. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Fixed.
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| Wed May 04, 2011 9:46 am |
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eviI-pie
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Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Just don't keep any food in the house and charge them for Taco Bell runs when they are too stoned to get up and drive.
I lived with Weed/Extacy/GHB/Acid/Cocaine/Heroin/Alcohol addicts before, and yes it's progressively worst in that order.
And about your EX. Just tell her that you want to get back together. When you do get the calculator just break up as she's giving you head. Remind her she is a slut and that people shouldn't steal.
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winitnow
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Wow. Think evil actually made a legit post just now and I agree with himon that last part get ur calculator back and thn slap a bitch
_________________  "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--"
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Mr.Reilly
n00bfest Council
Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people eviI-pie wrote: Just don't keep any food in the house and charge them for Taco Bell runs when they are too stoned to get up and drive.
I lived with Weed/Extacy/GHB/Acid/Cocaine/Heroin/Alcohol addicts before, and yes it's progressively worst in that order.
And about your EX. Just tell her that you want to get back together. When you do get the calculator just break up as she's giving you head. Remind her she is a slut and that people shouldn't steal. dont do it as shes giving you head. Bitch might get pissed and bite that shit off. _________________
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snuggle
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Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm
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Location: Calgary Alberta
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people I just ate a cookie.
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Doctor Love
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Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:25 am
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people That does suck, don't you hate roommates haha. I have a roommate who smells like shit, mopes around all day being depressed and he fails all his classes.
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dirtbag
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Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: Colorado
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people LOL Evil FTW!!!!!
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sIghtLines
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Joined: Thu May 14, 2009 11:00 pm
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Location: Phoenix
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Re: Seriously, F*CK people Kick there ass...beat the laziness out of them.
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