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 I had sex today 
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Yes Resin, well-played, sir. ROFL.


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Then after I finished I chased my wife around the house trying to smack her with my weener while saying "on-guard" really loud over and over again. It was a magical day today.



just thought i should


http://www.youtube.com/embed/lQlIhraqL7o..



F*CK YES!



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Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:09 am
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I chased my old lady around once to, but she pulled out her C*CK and beat me down.


Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:25 am
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Uh...


Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:43 pm
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Uh...



She is hung like a F*CKING horse.


Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:53 am
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She is a horse.


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gj sir, gj


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LOL Anal!

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Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:53 am
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i've had more sex in the last week than i have in almost a year... how sad is that


Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:42 pm
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My girl got an abortion on Thursday. I haven't had sex since. Feels bad man.


That's some serious shit man. I'm always here to talk to bro. (nohomo)

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She is a horse.



No no, I dropped her a while ago. A few days later my roommate was plugging her. I did a write up on it the "Ye ole pub".




What I have now is a chick with a monster C*CK.


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