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Then after I finished I chased my wife around the house trying to smack her with my weener while saying "on-guard" really loud over and over again. It was a magical day today.
Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:32 pm
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My girl got an abortion on Thursday. I haven't had sex since. Feels bad man.

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Damn. What a bummer. Hope she's taking it lightly. (no pun intended)
Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:18 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
My girl got an abortion on Thursday. I haven't had sex since. Feels bad man.


shit... my friend did too, and I thought it was mine at first... thankfully her BF paid for it
Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:22 pm
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acid_rain wrote:
Then after I finished I chased my wife around the house trying to smack her with my weener while saying "on-guard" really loud over and over again. It was a magical day today.


Did you do it in the butt?
Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:43 pm
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No, that was last week.
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nice....

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Nice, I'm about 4 shots away from the brown eye, personally, she just doesn't know it yet. Once the youngest is asleep the wife is in for it.

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DUH-NUH, DUH-NUH, DUH-NUHDUHNUHDUHNUHDUHNUHDNUHDUHDNDUHDUNDUDNDUHDNDUDHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUHD!
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This thread is win... but kitten's post made me sad.

Ive had more sex in the past 3 days that I have in the past 3 years.
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F*CKING kitty's post ruined my hard on for acid's wife

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F*CKING kitty's post ruined my hard on for acid's wife



ROFL
Why think of my wife?
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My girl got an abortion on Thursday. I haven't had sex since. Feels bad man.

that sucks dude. but she'll bounce back soon. back in '05 i had sex with a chick 2 weeks after she had aborted. it was a bit early, cause she bled on my bed....

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E=mcvagina what what vagina
♥ me some SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

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AngryKitten wrote:
My girl got an abortion on Thursday. I haven't had sex since. Feels bad man.

that sucks dude. but she'll bounce back soon. back in '05 i had sex with a chick 2 weeks after she had aborted. it was a bit early, cause she bled on my bed....


She got smashed last night and fucked me raw. I didn't stop her.

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I beat my woman with my weiner once. I held her down and just repeatedly slapped her with it. She couldn't stop laughing. :(

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me + kitten = abortion bangin brothas

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acid_rain wrote:
Then after I finished I chased my wife around the house trying to smack her with my weener while saying "on-guard" really loud over and over again. It was a magical day today.



just thought i should


http://www.youtube.com/embed/lQlIhraqL7o

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I had sex friday before last with one of my bestfriends ex girlfriends. Their relationship went down in fire and flames about 3 weeks before. I might be a bit of a douche.
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acid_rain wrote:
Then after I finished I chased my wife around the house trying to smack her with my weener while saying "on-guard" really loud over and over again. It was a magical day today.



just thought i should


http://www.youtube.com/embed/lQlIhraqL7o.



F*CK YES!
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