EDITED BY ACID:
0. Keanu Reeves (Exception: The Matrix)
1. Jack Black
2. Will Ferrell
3. Nicolas Cage
4. Jerry Seinfeld
5. Carlos Mencia
6. Jay Leno

I just wanted to mention these people because I think that they get too much media attention, and they are horrible. That is all!

I concur. Jack black was ok at the start. You forgot Adam sandler.

See here's the thing.

Nic Cage in Kick Ass - pitch perfect. finally a role that plays to his acting chops. Also leaving las vegas.
Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me

the rest can F*CK off though-- Ferrell and Black (and Sandler in his "funny" movies) make for a good saturday morning rental but that's about it.

I find most of these actors to be perfectly reasonable given that the role they are playing is suited to their capabilities and done so as to appear spot-on. And Ferrell in "Stranger Than Fiction" is good. I grew up watching Adam Sandler and have seen pretty much every film he's made, and yeah he is getting better, just needs the right parts (Like Reign Over Me). Jack Black is better a musician with theatrics than an actor with musicianship.

Jerry Seinfeld was funny in the 90's when he had such a great cast to help bounce things around. Carlos Mencia is pretty shitty, just look up the feud between him and Joe Rogan if you need a refresher course.


Nicolas Cage and Adam Sandler are basically character actors, essentially playing themselves (same goes for Jerry and Jack), but like Adam Sandler, he is capable of breaking the mold or at least out-doing himself given the right role, script, cast and crew.

Jay Leno isn't an actor, but he is a piss-poor comedian who's schtick worked well enough to land his Tonight Show gig.

just how old are you :P that "rental" thing is the 80s-90s thing, i know your older than me man XD


i personally like Will Farrell, but mostly for SNL since i grew up on SNL :D

i agree with pie about jay leno, and carlos M took most of his shit from other ppl thats why he was canned

And then to steal it back from Conan (who I particularly like); therefore, I never even leave my TV turned on to NBC after primetime is done -- I don't want to be ANY part of Leno's ratings....

TBS.

Owen Wilson (can't F*CKING stand this guy, I'd rather french his bother than watch an Owen movie)


Carlos Mencia
Jeff Duhnam
Dane Cook
Carrot Top


As for Will Ferrell, has one style of acting comedy with some good and most bad.

As for Adam Sandler, has one style of acting comedy with some good and some bad.

I hate jeff dunham and every other fagget that does vantrilaqism (dont care how its spelled its ghey)
Ventriloquist are not funny...at all..... If you wanna do voices thats fine , stop playing with F*CKING puppets like a 3 year old girl with downs, shit is so goddamn annoying everytime i see soemone on stage with a puppet on their hand I instantly change the damn channel


also I cant stand Steven Colbert
Dumb ass AFRICAN AMERICAN thinks he's funny because he's loud, get some real material and stop copying John stewart you talentless hack of bat shit

Speaking of some of these guys...



LOL

I'm cool with Will Ferrell, I found his movie AnchorMan and The Other Guys good for some laughs. But I do agree with a good part of the list.

1. evil-pie
2. Hooker
3. dirkdeagler
4. kwang!
5. ResinCactus
6. JoeMomma
7. dabadguy
8. SEIJIsaurusREX
9. SEIJIsaurusREX
10. SEIJIsaurusREX

That is a complete and unabridged list of horribad actors and shit-worthless comedians.

How did you know I did stand-up comedy?

I did improv acting at second city in chicago. HAU DID U KNOW

dont be talkin shit about Will Ferrel

Will Ferral and Eddie murhpy have the worst paid/gross ratio in the business. I liked older Murphy but after Pluto Nash it kinda went down hill, and Ferral makes the stupiest movies ive ever seen.

I'll agree to the final 3 Angry, that asshead can't do comedy whatsoever.

Its just these types of things that makes Ferrel and the others funny. Funnyordie stuff is pretty good. I follow Danny McBride and he posted this on his FB yesterday. Good Stuff.

Jack Black - sucks donkey balls as a lead actor should only ever be a sidekick from now on.
Will Farrel - sucks the same donkey balls as Black.
Robert Pattinson - couldn't act his way out of paper bag and is ugly.
Winona Ryder - was cute when she was younger but can't act to save her life.
Uma Thurman - the chick is fugly and the only thing she ever did that was any good was Kill Bill.
Micheal Cera - can't act, not funny and looks like he needs to take a shit.
The Wayans Clan - go back to In Living Colour. Take J-lo with you, she still can't act or sing.
Woody Allen - I have never been able to see what people think is funny about him or his shitty work.
Wes Anderson - except for a cool last name, he is the worst F*CKING comedic director of all F*CKING time!
Dane Cook - sucks donkey balls!
Dax Sheppard - great taste in women but he too sucks donkey balls.
Andy Dick - His last name says it all!
Kirsten Stewart - she's pretty, and well that's it. She's one of the most painful actresses to watch try and act.

That's all I can think of right now.