(May have double posted this, if I did, my bad)

Helion here. (NOT pronounced "HELL-ion", it's pronounced "Hee-Leon". Just a FYI considering no one has said it correctly in game yet.. lulz)

Most of you know me as the apparent "hacker" that's been playing in the server the last few days. (I've actually played in the server many times a whiiile back; it was the first server that popped up in my history once I started playing again recently so it was my first choice.) Regardless, I'm not here to small talk, I'm here to clear my name and straighten this whole shindig out with a lot of you who have been accusing me of hacking and calling me every name in the book if I kill them now. One guy cries and says I'm a hacker, and all of a sudden everyone with a [n00b] tag starts spec'ing me specifically looking for any reason whatsoever to convince themselves I actually am hacking, or using scripts, or some similar bucket of cat shit nonsense that I am NOT doing. Oh well. Can't please everyone, right?

First off, if you're going to call me a hacker, make sure you even know what to look for in the first place. It's on the interwebz kids, look up what someone using hacks actually looks like on YouTube. The player's screen shakes in a regimented way almost constantly.. when they fire, their crosshair snaps all over the exact same spot ignorantly blatant and mechanically, they move and aim at people stupidly fast (and very robot-like as well), if they're using walls they're constantly looking/following people through solid walls half way across the map.. it's ridiculous. None of these things I am even remotely demonstrating. I know where the other team is just as much as any of you do in-game. The only advantage I may have is that I run CSS off my studio computer, which is hooked up to a hardware mixer with an m-audio delta1010 sound card, and I use incredible headphones. All that means is that my sound is fantastic and I get a great sense of 3-dimensional placement where people's footsteps are, so all this nonsense about me using walls can hopefully be put to rest. Don't want me to not know where you might be? Stop making noise. Or, don't kill someone and stay in the same damn place if someone (like me) chases the radar activity. Simple.

At first I was wrongfully accused of aimbotting by Badguy because I killed him a bunch of times and he started pissing his pants and getting all butt hurt over it. (Badguy has had it out for me since the first day I saw him on the server. The kid's got nothing nice to say about anybody, all he does is complain and bitch every time he dies.. I wouldn't expect anything less from someone like him. Food for thought, Badguy: If you aren't enjoying the game, GTFO. I don't come in to the server to hear you cry and call people AFRICAN AMERICANS and faggots for killing you, I come in to play CS and have a good time. Something I can't seem to do with half of the power-tripping self righteous bullshit I've gotten. None of you know anything about me, I say 2 words per game in chat, and you all seem to pin me for some fuckwad punk because you ASSUME I hack?! lawl. Grow up or shut up, and if you can't take it, don't dish it out.)

Anyways, that's fine.. I've been wrongfully accused of h4x many times before, no big deal -- joke's on them, I've never ran a script or a hack in my life. Get good, baddie. Simple. I don't even use buy scripts for F*CK sakes. And for those of you saying "OH, he knows what scripts are! He's a h4x0r!" .. there's a key difference between being AWARE of something, and actually USING something. Funny story actually, I was slayed by an admin for killing him with a nade while he was sitting up in the little ladder room on nuke. I saw him in there firing pot shots at people who were running by outside, so I tossed a nade in there at him and it pumped his asshole full of shrapnel and tossed him the hell outta there. His reasoning for slaying me afterwards? Aimbot. Yes. I apparently used an AIMBOT (a program that locks your crosshair while you hold the trigger down onto the person's body part you specify) to LOB ["lob - to fire (a missile, as a shell) in a high trajectory so that it drops onto a target"] a grenade into the room to kill him. That's just absolutely hilarious to me. I mean, are you kidding me?! You accuse someone of hacking or walling, and yet you all have no legitimate basis to back it up, let alone demonstrate a full understanding of how CS hacks or scripts, actually work? (And before anyone shits themselves over me knowing the jist of how hacks work.. I've been playing CS since it was a mod for Half Life 1, in its beta stages when the M4 used to have a scope and there were only 2 player models, de_jeep was the best map, dust2 wasn't even made yet.. whole buncha crazy shit before source or 1.6.. so I've been around the block a few times, had my fair share of being an admin on servers, and I know how hacks work and what to look for. Relax, take a ritalin, and finish your apple juice.)

Now though, because no one thinks I'm using actual h4x'z anymore (because I'm not?!), I'm being accused of using scripts. Yup, I'm not walling or aimbotting anymore, I'm sxr1ipt1ng. Which is funny, actually.. I get shot at from behind by you punks more times than I do up close and personal lol. I may/may not have a GENERAL IDEA of where someone COULD POSSIBLY BE, if he/she were to make noise. Dust2, for instance, has very few places people could be if I happen to hear noise in a certain area. It's because I'm skilled in dust2 if I'm in my groove, and I've learned the map. It has nothing to do with how good of a shot I am, if you think I hack, whatever... it has everything to do with weighing the probabilities of where someone could be if a team mate dies on the radar and I'm heading there. The same goes for most maps. If I'm no good at a map or I don't know where all the hallways or whatever lead, I'll blow chunks. I played dust and dust2 for years straight back in the day. So I don't know all the maps in rotation very well. Hell, I haven't even been playing source steady that long. I still don't. So as a result, as I'm demostrating a lot of the time, I'm not consistent on the scoreboard through the rotation. Not because I turn my hax off.. lawl.. it's because I don't know the maps and people keep flanking me or F*CKIN my face with surprises. It's called a learning curve. Learning takes time, and practice. If you guys spent half as much time practicing how to control your shooting in-game as you did crying about people over your microphones, you'd understand this too, and be hell of a lot better at this game than I am. A lot of the maps where I usually play real shitty (piranesi, office, for examples..), I get accused of turning OFF my hacks. LOL?! Come on... I'm a naturally aggressive, fast, twitchy player and I have some insane peripheral vision.. so if I see or hear someone in the corner of my monitor flanking me or running around like a cum fart, I'm gonna get my crosshairs over there as fast as I can to shoot them. Not always successfully, might I add, but the times I do pull off quick 180's or 1-deags or snap-shots I get accused of hax. Just ridonkulous. (There are probably tutorials on YouTube if any of you want to learn how the guns and crosshairs actually behave in CSS so you can learn these tricks too!) And what scripts are these that I'm using, by the way?! Let's make a nice list so it's easier to read for anyone who may have a learning disability.

- Recoil scripts? Something that mechanically adjusts your mouse movement up and down for you when you fire a bullet? Sorry, I don't use those. Look up how to control recoil while spraying and moving.. bullet trajectories change all the time depending on how you're moving and where you're aiming in CSS. Also, look up tips on how to fire single shots with the deagle while maintaining accuracy while stop-strafing. It's a widely used technique by "HOMOSEXUAL hackers" who get paid to play this game, who actually don't hack. Funny story. Also.. AK/M4.. works best if you use 2 round bursts. Take your time. Strafe, stop, strafe.. repeat. Simples.

Oh look. The list is done. Why? Because that is the ONLY type of script I'm aware of that is out there unless you download a standalone hack that runs outside of your steam client. Derp. These standalone plugins by the way, are the hacks that people get VAC banned every day, the ones you accuse me of over and over again, and also the ones many of you should learn to actually correctly spot if you're going to continue to be active admins on a public server. Usually helps.

Now, if most of you have learned over the years to be good sports about a lot of this, you'll appreciate my aggression and length in this post. I've been treated like absolute garbage since I started playing in the server recently, been called more slang words for "HOMOSEXUAL" than I can count, and obviously you can only push someone so far. I've played the nice guy all this time.. shrugged it off, laughed at you guys for crying by typing the occasional "LOL" at your remarks after I rape you.. but enough's enough. I have done nothing other than demonstrate a superior level of accuracy and skill than most of you, and I've hardly even said a full sentence up until now.. so on a basis of just treating me like shit, threatening to ban me, whatever.. all because you have some false consensus about how I play -- is just wrong. So I'm giving some of it back, as it were. I'm not some droopy-eyed dyslexic punk that takes kindly to verbal abuse every time I congratulate someone on a good round, or say "gg", kill someone, die, or join a F*CKING team. Basically as soon as my name comes up on your screens, you're all doing cannon-balls on it as if it were a stiff dick. Relax.

Anyways.. I like the server. Good balance of skilled players, most people are funny as hell and it's nice to see an active community. I'm also starting to get a better understanding of the map rotation and the different maps, so it's a win-win. What I don't like is all this bullshit over complete nonsense, and being treated like I have been for killing people in a game where the objective is to kill people. Irony is ironic. And what's even more ironic is if you all take this post to heart and shit the bed over it. Like I said.. don't go around calling everyone and their sister a cunt without expecting at least one person to speak out. Don't dish it out if you can't take it. Now let's all stop getting red in the face over video games, and start using logic and our problem solving skills to better understand when someone is cheating. This isn't monopoly.. I'm not hiding 50's in my pockets.. it's a video game, and I just so happen to be better than some of you. Hell, some of you are better than I am, and I never cry? I say "ns" if someone dinks me from across the map and I don't see them. Good job. Move on. Good night.

Thanks for the warm welcome, anyways lol. Seeya 'round.

Hugs and kisses,
Helion

You'll fit right in, but first thing's first: regardless of how a [n00b] member treats our pub patrons, they are to be granted deferential treatment even when the fault is in their ideology or personality. There are specified mechanisms for airing out grievances with specific members and when you next (or if you next) have something to say, please send an email to elders@n00bfest.com or PM one of the YELLOW, ORANGE or RED colored names on the list of members.

HOLY WALL OF F*CKING TEXT, BATMAN!!!

Just a hint, dipshit....we normally say EVERYONE hacks here....as long as you aren't banned, you're good.

Thanks Kwang, I didn't know exactly how to approach this, and I realize now that I kinda went off on a tangent or two, but I just don't appreciate being treated unfairly for no reason. I know for a fact I don't use hax, so in one token it's almost a compliment that people accuse me of it, on the other hand it's also a setback because if I ever want to continue playing on the server, since I don't use a mic to chat, people just know me as the h4x0r.

So, I'll apologize about the attitude.. I don't mean to sound like I'm talking down to anyone or going on a power trip of my own.. it just sucks finding a good server for once and having everyone treat you like dirt when all you're doing is playing a little better than some people. Sure, I pull off some bullshit shots sometimes. Lots of people do. Hell, Boom's 1-deag'd me more times than I can count lmao. And Connekt seems to bend me over every time I see him on my screen lol. No biggie. Some people are luckier than a 2 pecker'd dog, some people are insanely good, and I'm somewhere in between I guess. I used to be a lot better, taking some time gettin back into my groove.

Anyways, I do plan on stickin' around if I'm granted that opportunity.. so next time if I ever have a problem with something I'll approach it more professionally or properly. My bad. I just needed to vent, and considering I'm not a talkative person in-game so much due to my lack of microphone at the moment, this was the next best thing.

BTW, I uploaded demos in case anyone wants to check them out and gather your own opinions, irrespective to what the popular belief is ...

Demo 1 - Playing a DM game on dust2 on a server I like to warm up in over the last few days.
https://www.yousendit.com/download/eUREa3NURndrYUEwTVE9PQ

Demo 2 - Playing dust2 on the n00b server earlier last night. Wasn't playing so well, but I was still getting heckled like crazy. See for yourself.
https://www.yousendit.com/download/eUREa3NSbEE3N0N4dnc9PQ

These are both legit, and hack free.

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Haha, yeah I went a bit wild with that post. My bad. Had a lot to say considering the amount of shit that was said about me.. getting a mic would have been much easier now that I think about it. And yeah, I realize you all say people hack, but the difference is I know when it's in good fun and when it isn't. I am genuinely not liked at the moment by a pretty substantial handful of people.. which is a shame because I stick around due to the simple fact that I know I would fit in this community as a person, regardless of how I may or may not play CSS.

imo ban this kid just for being from canada...

and FYI, the only reason I approved this post was so you could learn some humility in the art of posting on our forums, I found it hilarious how much time you put into your post to tell US how to detect cheats even though we ban only extremely fishy kids..


that being said

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Oh...and calling n00b members "baddies" and telling US to "get good" is NOT going to get you anywhere around here...I might just ban you for that.

LOL, yeah. A lot of the things I said could be taken the wrong way. But "get good, baddie" is a typical l33t cstrike pwn star comment, so it had to be done.

Read the things I said that make your mouth taste sour using a sarcastic voice, much like that of acid rain's or badguy's when they're ranting. Helps ease the blood flow to the face and makes you lawl at things instead. No harm was meant, I was just simply scraping some of the shit on my plate back into the kitchen. :P

I'm pretty sure I shit all over you.

You want good?
http://n00bfest.com/stats/player.php?id=28798.

Step off my nuts, HOMOSEXUAL. If I didn't use the m4 I'd be 25:1 ratio.

And I'm pretty sure I never said I was the best player on the server. I've went 63-0 on dust2 once. Half my kills were deag's. Doesn't mean much of anything. But you are a good player, I'll give you that. I never said anyone was bad specifically, I just happen to be better than some people, and some people are better than I am. Circle of life.

63-0? You F*CKING hack. It's official.

I bet you get all sorts of pu$$y for being good at video games.

And no, I'm not talking about buttpussy from your gay friends.

... and on what grounds, if this be the case then?? For speaking my mind when I had every right to given the way I was being treated? raff out roud.

What right where?

Also, everything you've said so far has only raised the numbers on my multiple "I've heard that line before" counters. If you like this place and actually enjoy playing here, you should probably back up and get on your knees to beg a forum mod to delete this post for posterity.

lulz. I'm trying to have a borderline intelligent debate here, and a reference to "buttpussy" and faggotry is the only thing I get. haha unreal.

And no, I get all sorts of pu$$y for being unfathomably good looking and having a massive hammer that cripples chicks. I've had more pu$$y than most of you have had hot meals.

And no, I'm not talking about the hot meals you gargle from dicks.

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Again, nothing I've said is hostile. You dish, I give back. In good fun. No reason to lose your minds over anything. I do like this place, and I do enjoy playing there. Doesn't mean I can't call people out for being wrong, and having a go at them. No biggie.

Ease up on being so plainly spoken. Also, buttpussy. Your F*CKING face, bagel.

If you knew how much shit we take from each other, and how many dicks I have had to rip off, you'd know that this gets you nowhere unless you do it right.

Also, buttpussy, you F*CKING fag.

LOL. You come in here with your head up your ass, you realize one of our teams crushed TWL this year right? We're better at picking up hacks than you are - you described the obvious hackers and neglected to address what anyone who's intent on not being caught uses, and now you're arguing with one of our most intelligent members.

You should've given the F*CK up when Joe said you were fine. Right now you're pushing for the doucheballoon award for trying to troll our forums - which will get you banned quicker than cheating.

You're not good. You're not better than the best of our players, hell you're not even better than me and I'm not even in the top 5 of our members. You want to tell us how to pick up cheats, buy your own server - make it get into the 99th percentile of servers played, and then convince us to play there, then maybe we'll listen to you. You're at our F*CKING whim here C*CK, and my whim right now is to ban you so I don't have to put up with your arrogance. (High will laugh at this)

What's the difference between you and a sick mallard?

LOL. Well said. Buttbagel?

And again, I'm not tryin to be a dick, I just don't want to be genuinely disliked in-game based on being "fishy" by a handful of people. Fishy is not the same as hacking -- no jury would put someone in prison because they had a "fishy feeling" about him lol.