Okay so I'm supposed to be reviewing a couple of girls in my Written Communications class and upon reading one of the chick's essays i'm appalled they made it into Jewell honestly.
Here's some examples:
"I can understand that science has cured cancer..." -Really? Last time i checked there isn't a full proof cure to cancer...wow
"Some people are confused with evolution because there are some significant findings. It is all the miracles that God has shown me in my life that makes me believe he will always be in my life, and that he will always be my life." -Other than the obvious error at the end of the sentence in repeating always in my life part, she simply doesn't believe that evolution exists at all...when micro evolution has been proven.
Not to mention her entire essay is about trying to denounce everything about science and how religion explains all and trying to convert people in her paper. Then, in her conclusion she essentially calls herself a hypocrite.
On a side note, I had to punch myself in the face repeatedly to dumb myself down enough to finish reading this thing.

Ever tried watching fox news?

Nope should i?

if you wanna be as dumb as them yes... which is why I dont' watch the news ever usually. You should remind the woman who thinks god is everythign that evolution and religion go hand in hand they're not enemies, and although she has no clue the first one is partially right as cancer fighting cells were once found in a very rare tree in south east asia (I think it was). Unfortunately slash and burn raped that tree populatoin before they could actually get enough to attempt it but it was showing progress.

but since they're both retarded open your palm... Slap... tell them they're stupid.. repeat for next girl..then slap them both at once.

Yeah actually the other girls essay was good. That was just from one girl's essay. Though i'd gladly do more than just slap them because that chick is pretty damn hot. Christian slut lol. Man it's a shame that people slash and burned those trees, though that seems to happen a lot with good things. I definitely wouldn't mind if we came up with a cure for cancer.

Cancer it appears along with various other major diseases are the natural offset to our overpopulation and is attempting to counterbalance the earth back into semi normality. If we do ever find the actual cure for it it'll probably be about 3 centuries from now when our population is about 1/10 the size it is now if not less.

Yeah that's what i believe about it too. The earth wasn't meant to be home to billions of humans so either the earth is going to kill us off to a reasonable size or it'll just kick us off to another planet lol.

Stay away from Fox news she could have used it for a source on a paper like that. LOL good luck Ninja, that's all I can see. you might give her a copy of the stranger and ask her to explain how the main characters view of self is actually the Christian view of God as man. That should make her stay away from you forever.

Cancer may be cured one day but ignorance is here to stay. That is all.

What were the essays about?

HOW DARE YOU TALK DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF GLEN BECK!

I watch fox news on the regular.. Does that make me stoopid?

depends on if you can follow his logic without it making your head hurt

Thou shalt expect from her "Oh God! Oh God! Yes! God! Yes! OH GOD!!!"

There is nothing wrong with watching Fox News if you watch it in the right frame of mind. It's a comedy! You can get better news from the "Daily Show" and that's a news spoof, that's just how sad Fox News is.

I was wonder if anybody would help me nominate Glenn Beck for most tears shed on Fox.

HAY HIGH....

YOU'RE F*CKING STOOPID.....♥

The essays were about comparing and contrasting your context with the context of an author we had read in a different class.

Hahahaha i think i could leave with that just have loud music playing and i don't have to really hear anything she says.

i am still lost Kc but i agree with what Cpt Carrot said, also Kc point her out to me if an when i come an visit you.

It's about what influences your writing, but alright dude i will