LOL. In Rio just got back from a club and havent slept since thursday night. Omg it is amazing. The women here are so much hotter overall than women anywhere else i have been. Was at impanema beach and it was just non stop hot chicks. Even the "ugly" chicks at the club i just left were solid 7s. If anyone is looking for a good vacation spot i recomend brazil over all others. Will try and take pics of the hotness with my phone and upload. Its pissing me off because i couldnt seal the deal with these two chicks that were down for a threesome because i only know how to say three things in portuguese.

oh and i plan on learning portiguese and trying to work here next year ftw.

hahahhahahahhahaahhaha most excellent

yes, photos. now.

Get a wax job.

lol they do that but im not. Its like everywhere i turn there is another hot chick in a bikini. well im off to christ redeemer and some other places. I will upload pics as I get them. Oh do you guys want pics of the sights as well or just the ass and tits.

Don't do anal.
Don't get aids.
Don't get chlymidia.(sp)
Wrap it before you slap it.
No glove no love.

Be careful in foreign countries, especially in clubs. Chances are hot chick is a slut and they definitely aren't as clean as US girls.

i don't know about others, but i'd like to see some photos of the sights as well, but mainly hot chick ass and titties.

Be careful being american in Brazil them mother F*CKERS kidnap people like its going out of style.

you should ask charlie sheen

Lolnice greatness....but id be careful whatch what u do ad who u do because one second might be a hot ass woman next u kno there's a dick coming out of that bikini lol

This is so lols because i was to drunk to remember in my post last night/this morning, but one of my friends almost got an expensive BJ and i dont know what else from a tranny. It was like Hooker was in brazil and found us lol. The most fucked up thing is i couldnt tell right away. I think it was the Cachaca that had me so drunk i couldn't tell until after a while of "it" talking to him.

Oh and dont worry we allways strap up no STDs for Greatness. Off to Sao Paulo in the morning. Dont know how much more partying i will get done i start company visits tomorrow and i cant be too hung over when i meet these execs lol .

Winner winner chicken dinner.NO..................WINNER WINNER............. SHEEN DINNER!!!!!!

do remember greatness there are many traps in Brazil. less thats you thing, inwhich case high five.

lol. We got lost in copacabana in rio the other night and it there was literally a travesti (he/she) doing the F*CKING meat swing with DD implants WTF. After that we made our way back to the normal clubs with singles and it was a great night.

New update in sao paulo for the rest of the week and we went on an adventure tonight and it was awsome. I realize more than ever i cant dance for shit lol. Wondered around and found this cool american from colorado and he works in the us 9 months out of the year then just parties in brazil for 3 months. We went bar hopping in sao paulo and some of the places you couldnt even tell were clubs. All in all a great night now i just have to load up on coffe so i dont sleep during class in the morning take a nap and do it all again tomorrow .

AHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAH man i need to go with you some time ♥

Hey Greatness, are you still down in Brazil?
Cuz Copacabana is where my family lives and I might be going down to visit them this week. Finally got my finals done so yea lol.
AND IT'S F*CKING IPANEMA YOU DUMB CUNT.

E se você ainda estiver por ai me avisa garotão :D

lol greatness. just try not to die mkai?

oh yeah got some brazillian ass today. Little latina named marichella, It was awsome. Dont worry hooker and co I strapped up. The bunda "drool" and nice perky b/c cups F*CKING win. I thought i might strike out on this trip I fly back tomorrow at 9pm so i just clutched ftw. About to go out and party for the last night.

Oh and for all you i have pics. I can picture joe doing a back flip while getting his lotion and sock all ready lol. She would let me video tape it but i got some nice topless pics and a few nude ones of her on the bed. Prepare yourselves.