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HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm Posts: 465 
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 HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!!TODAY IS STEAK AND BJ DAY GENTS!!!
So saddle up the laddies cus it's the male equivilent of valentines day... that's right, the one we actually give a shit about! this isnt hard but i'll go ahead and F*CKING explain it to you. Today is the day that you get a steak and BJ cus your a man damnit.  www.steakandbjday.com _________________ [I[]xxx[]:::::::::::::::::::> ( ), ) <:::::::::::::::::::[]xxx[]]  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! this thread has the official Turkey's Seal of Approval (not to be confused with Pedobears seal of approval, although both accomplish the same ends)
LADIES! its time to repay your man for him making you feel like the most important, sexy and beautiful woman alive by cooking up a new york strip and giving a big sloopy blow job with lots of gusto! we stroked your ego on the 14th of Feb, now its time for you to stroke our C*CK. _________________ Hooker wrote: Sometimes your compliments and turkeyisms stun me. n00bfest presents BROKEN MUGEN |
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2746 Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! those of us who are married know this to be a pipe dream thought up by some guy whos last BJ was when he was 15.
but the effort gets an A _________________ "This ain't leetfest you silly nancy-pants fuckholes."  |
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! I posted this on Shelly's facebook wall; she'll likely be pissed.. especially since I didn't do shit for her on valentines day.
_________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
| Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:20 pm |
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Gman wrote: I posted this on Shelly's facebook wall; she'll likely be pissed.. especially since I didn't do shit for her on valentines day. No pain, no gain :) |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:57 am Posts: 904
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Well said Rok. Married guys can still celebrate the Pi day today (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day) ;p
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin Joined: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2746 Location: Stalking Tiki's mom.
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! hmmmm
BJ pi bj ... pi ... ... sadface _________________ "This ain't leetfest you silly nancy-pants fuckholes." |
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Retired n00bfest O.G.
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Hey, just ask for her pi instead...
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[n00b] Member Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm Posts: 465
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! acid_rain wrote: Hey, just ask for her pi instead... Don't ever ask... TAKE IT _________________ [I[]xxx[]:::::::::::::::::::> ( ), ) <:::::::::::::::::::[]xxx[]] |
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:59 pm Posts: 954 Location: Clearwater, Florida
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Turkey_Testicles wrote: we stroked your ego on the 14th of Feb, now its time for you to stroke our C*CK. ^This I've never loved you more than I do right now turkay |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Good luck boys! Hope someone can pull this off
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Happy 3.14 day trolol
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One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! I ate some chicken and masturbated.
_________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?  |
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Game Server Admin Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:57 am Posts: 904
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Coach wrote: I ate some chicken and masturbated. I guess you married... made me laugh hard _________________ |
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n00bfest Council  Joined: Fri May 28, 2010 12:11 pm Posts: 1081 Location: va
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! F*CK i checked the thread too late, redo?
_________________ I think it better to do right, even if we suffer in so doing, than to incur the reproach of our consciences and posterity. Robert E. Lee |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 620 Location: Colorado
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! wtf....I missed steak and BJ day....sitting in noodles and butt sex Singapore. At least I'm not in swept away Japan this trip....I think I saw Kwangi trolling the men's room...at breakfast this morning.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! dirtbag wrote: wtf....I missed steak and BJ day....sitting in noodles and butt sex Singapore. At least I'm not in swept away Japan this trip....I think I saw Kwangi trolling the men's room...at breakfast this morning. Did you get caned for littering yet? _________________  Last edited by Kwang! on Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:39 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Coach wrote: I ate some chicken and masturbated. Pizza and a blowjob. _________________ I got a sex change. |
| Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:17 pm |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 1595 Location: Calgary Alberta
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! AngryKitten wrote: Coach wrote: I ate some chicken and masturbated. Pizza and a blowjob. BJ and "pi" _________________  |
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Game Server Admin  Joined: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 3113
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Re: HAPPY STEAK AND B J DAY N00BFEST!!! Damnit! Shoulda went to baby momma yesterday like I planned on :/
_________________   "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--" |
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