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Dr.Malicious
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm Posts: 465
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 Happy Birthday
Happy birthday me...
Birthday todo list... 1. Have my Internet cut off 2. Get served by ex and have to sign my money away to her and the kiddo.. 3. Acquire more brandy
Malicious business plan.
Step 1 - Collect underpants... Step 2 - Step 3 - Profits Good news first? Mkay... Big brother gave me a little something called AK47 for my bday. It's holy fire... I'm so blown I have been sitting here for 20 minutes trying tofigure out how to unlock my phone... Too high. Roll me up and smoke me so ... I'll get u high nikka. I just realized that I have neither the driveto read what I've already typed here... So I got no clue how many times that has happened in the universe. What the Fu k does that even mean?
Strengths? Banana Weaknesses? Banana peels....? Nohomo.
Any idea how to F*CKIN santicstry stake and shit?
I think I already posted what's below here... F*CK it... U never know.... Pothead... They shut my Internet off two days before my birthday... 80 dollars is too much for my budget right now, so I will be on the shit list for a while.... I miss source... It's been 15 hours, and 15 minutes since I last played counterstrikez... Someone is about to get 1 deagged irl.... In fact... Whoever cut my shit off is about to havea lot in common with bill cosby's son if they come aroundhere in the next few days...
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| Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:37 pm |
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Dr.Malicious
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Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm Posts: 465
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 Re: Happy Birthday
€£¥•=+*^%#}{][_\|~<>.,?!'-/:(;)$&@" just kinda curious about what characters work on iPhone... This phone is fuckedddddup... Dyamn
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| Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:44 pm |
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CLOROX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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 Re: Happy Birthday
LOL HAPPY b-DAy POTHEAD
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy birthday budday!
♥
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:37 am |
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1581 Location: Zuols moms room.
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 Re: Happy Birthday
happy b-day<3
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:49 am |
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Caniboid
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Joined: Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am Posts: 2534 Location: Beaverton/Tigard/Portland Oregon
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 Re: Happy Birthday
It seems like a half crappy half awesome birthday so far. The AK sounds like an awesome gift. But sorry to hear about the...everything else lol. Since it's your birthday i'll keep this a kind message unlike every other day...nah. You pole smoking, fermunda cheeze lickin, C*CK straddling HOMOSEXUAL...I feel better! ♥
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:38 am |
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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 Re: Happy Birthday
happy birthday buddy
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:51 am |
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Coach
One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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 Re: Happy Birthday
No. You may not wish yourself a Happy Birthday HOMOSEXUAL!
Meh, happy b-day.
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:19 am |
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Bleep
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy birthday upset dr.pothead! ♥
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:44 am |
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CPTReynolds
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy B-Day Bitch!
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:42 am |
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday buddy!
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:10 am |
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BulletCatcher
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday mang.
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:33 pm |
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Dr.Malicious
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm Posts: 465
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 Re: Happy Birthday
lol... clearly.... i will never smoke a full blunt of that shit..... ever again.
but on another note...
THANKS BUDDAYZ
FREE MUSTACHE RIDES AT MY PLACE!!!! WOOT
GOOD NEWS BTW, I made some cash on the side today... gonna get my nets turned back on tomorrow! :-D
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:07 pm |
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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 Re: Happy Birthday
yay 
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:11 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy birthday sweetie.
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:51 pm |
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Pit_Stop
[n00b] Member
Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 611 Location: Texas
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Sorry I didn't get you a present. 
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:54 pm |
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Cpt. Carrot
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:57 am Posts: 904
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Best wishes Birthday Boy!
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| Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:22 pm |
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Dr.Malicious
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu May 27, 2010 9:49 pm Posts: 465
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 Re: Happy Birthday
:-D TOUCH BUTTS
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| Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:57 am |
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KC x Ninja x
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Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:37 am Posts: 581 Location: Liberty, MO
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 Re: Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Malicious!
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| Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:59 am |
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Turkey_Testicles
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Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1497 Location: Texas
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 Re: Happy Birthday
happy mother F*CKING birthday nick-bro whaz up!
(been watching too much code monkeys)
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| Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:33 am |
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