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 Hey JOE!! :) 
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ha...ha...ha...ha (those are sarcastic "ha"s, by the way)....very funny.
Nah...I got a good laugh out of it...I remember reading it somewhere before.



♥ you Joe.
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lol that was good sweetpea that little girl is ftw

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LOLOLOL that was awesome

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LOL...But go tell the Seals that! Most bad ass soldiers on this planet


and seals are a little lower on the bend compared to Delta/SAS



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...F*CKIN' Russians...

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My buddys cousin is Ex Philippines Special Forces. Crazy little nut job fought muslims in the jungles out there called Abu sayyef. When you meet you him he doesnt seem like it at all. One of the other groups he fought is my favorite http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islam ... tion_Front AkA MILF.

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snuggle wrote:
LOLOLOL that was awesome

Cyning of Scedenig wrote:
LOL...But go tell the Seals that! Most bad ass soldiers on this planet


and seals are a little lower on the bend compared to Delta/SAS



Spetsnaz ftw


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WATCH OUT SPETSNAZ

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I want to see/hear a debate between a SEAL, a Delta, Spetsnaz and an SAS op concerning who is 1337est. Otherwise, we'll never know as its all biased.


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I want to see/hear a debate between a SEAL, a Delta, Spetsnaz and an SAS op concerning who is 1337est. Otherwise, we'll never know as its all biased.


thats easy. the dutch special forces.

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Omega wrote:
I want to see/hear a debate between a SEAL, a Delta, Spetsnaz and an SAS op concerning who is 1337est. Otherwise, we'll never know as its all biased.


thats easy. the dutch special forces.


Easy. The British Special Forces, I mean...Look!
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Omega wrote:
I want to see/hear a debate between a SEAL, a Delta, Spetsnaz and an SAS op concerning who is 1337est. Otherwise, we'll never know as its all biased.



based on history alone it would be down to SAS/Spetsnaz. SAS gave birth to Delta and partially DEVGRU. Spetsnaz has rumored nasty ass training so they'd probably take the cake... atleast in cold war days. my fav is "chris ryan" of the sas who was rumored to march 300 miles in 7 days in iraq during gulf storm 1 without really any supplies. His unit had to declare EE after being spotted by locals.

PS Cyning, that's just dumb. I knwo becuase I used to wear shorts and flip flops down to -30.

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snuggle wrote:
Omega wrote:
I want to see/hear a debate between a SEAL, a Delta, Spetsnaz and an SAS op concerning who is 1337est. Otherwise, we'll never know as its all biased.



based on history alone it would be down to SAS/Spetsnaz. SAS gave birth to Delta and partially DEVGRU. Spetsnaz has rumored nasty ass training so they'd probably take the cake... atleast in cold war days. my fav is "chris ryan" of the sas who was rumored to march 300 miles in 7 days in iraq during gulf storm 1 without really any supplies. His unit had to declare EE after being spotted by locals.

PS Cyning, that's just dumb. I knwo becuase I used to wear shorts and flip flops down to -30.


That was the episode when he swam in an Arctic river naked and still managed to keep all his firewood dry. Point is, British Special Forces are amazing.

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LMFAO this is the best

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all spec ops are pretty amazing. SAS, CAG (delta), DEVGRU, SPETSNAZ... are all tier 1 groups, and all on the same level really. Cant really compare them, but they all get the job done. There is also non-military tier 1s like the CIA's SAD.

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JoeMamma wrote:
ha...ha...ha...ha (those are sarcastic "ha"s, by the way)....very funny.
Nah...I got a good laugh out of it...I remember reading it somewhere before.



Duh Joe. You remember where you read it. I have it tattooed on my fupa.


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Mr.Reilly wrote:
Omega wrote:
I want to see/hear a debate between a SEAL, a Delta, Spetsnaz and an SAS op concerning who is 1337est. Otherwise, we'll never know as its all biased.


thats easy. the dutch special forces.


I'll pop-in with GROM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GROM) and FORMOZA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formoza).

They are n00bs, but as everyone here knows n00b > 1337 Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

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LOL awesome find

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no one can F*CK with the spetsnaz....cept maybe Reborn.

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awesome letter whose kid?

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