Pulp Fiction, easily one of the best scenes ever.

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Fred Jung: Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

George: I'm the only man who gets busted by waiters.

"U.S. medical colonel: Sergeant Dohun pulled a gun on me and threatened to kill me unless I did precisely what he ordered. I want you to put him under arrest.
Lt. Rafferty: Yes sir.
U.S. medical colonel: I want you to keep him there. I want you to keep him there for at least ten seconds.
Lt. Rafferty: I'm not all that sure I understand, Colonel.
U.S. medical colonel: Count to ten, Lieutenant, fast.
Lt. Rafferty: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Like that, sir?
U.S. medical colonel: [dismisses him] Thank you, Lieutenant."

If anyone gets this you win.

A bridge to far.

"I CAN'T BUY A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNIN' INTO NINE GUYS YOU FUCKED."

You're name... Is TOBY!!


KUNTA KINTE!!!

BLOW! I love that movie.

My mom took me to see that, not expecting what she saw.

Make it one of the best movies ever :P

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

I have that exact wallet, and I love it :P

naw, this was a much better scene:

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

oh and "Bond. James Bond"

Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...

KG: C*CK, use the C*CK.

I'm going to take a guess...is it Clerks?

Four Lions has a shit load of good quotes

also
Waj: I got hostages like xbox counterstrike

Barry: [car breaks down] F*CK, F*CK, F*CK it!
Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?
Barry: Yes, I fixed it!
Omar: Did ya?
Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish
Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?
Omar: Hmm?
Fessal: Spark plugs.
Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.

Paulo: It looks like I finally get to kill you after all.
Gabriel Caine: Well, that's a distinct possibility. But I'd bet, I don't know, four dollars against an hour with your mother that it doesn't turn out that way.
[Paulo hits him]
Gabriel Caine: You're right. That was insulting, I'm sorry. Five bucks.
[Paulo hits him harder]


yeah I know it has action stuff too, but by far my fav movie line.

Likes.

"I've got a bad feeling about this". Han Solo/Star Wars

That's what the AFRICAN AMERICANS don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it. - Frank Costello.

The departed.