trolled and rolled? lawls

BTW.. How do magnets work?

After that last comment I think he is just making this shit up to get a rise out of us or somehow get popular. I honestly don't know

This one time I was coming home from work. It was about 3am (I work late), and I got pulled over by FHP and OPD Florida Highway Patrol and Orange County Police Department. The Highway Patrol asks me for my registration and license while the other officer starts to search my car! They told me to get out of the car, and started shining the light in my eyes ( I guess to see if my pupils were dilating) they did a search of my car and found a couple crack pipes, a 2 foot bong, some lube, and a butt plug that I keep in my car for long trips. I like to smoke herb and stimulate my prostate while I drive sometimes. The police officer slams me to the hood of my car, and tries to put hand cuffs on me! I struggled a lot and managed to break loose and run into the woods.

As I'm running I can hear them chasing after me. I started to get tired after a while. I ran though this huge spider web, and freaked out! It made me trip over a branch that had fallen over. One of the officers found me, and drew his weapon. He made me put my hands on my head and kneel down with my legs folded over so it wouldn't be easy for me to try and flee again. As soon as he tried to put handcuff on me again I started crying. I didn't want to go to jail. The officer says "stop being a little bitch!" and slammed me to the dirt. When I got to the booking station they brought me into this room to interrogate me about what I was doing with that stuff in my car, and why I was out so late.

I told the officers that I belong to this special group of people on the internet called n00bfest, and that we cyber, and talk about all our secret plans with each other over the forums all the time in code. They told me I was lying and threw me into a cell with a bunch of cross dressers or something. I got raped repeatedly over and over throughout the night until my parents came to bail me out. It was the most fun I’ve ever had.

wow... I call bullshit on this story too unless there are 2 crazy fucks in this world...

If you'd know anatomy you'd know it's bullshit. Girls don't have prostates...

Though they have something similar in the same area that is considered the "female prostate"..

lmao hito ud really think that'd be real? Lol

well considering I'm new and didn't know that was a girl (I thought it was before by the avatar and I thought that story up there just proved me wrong) so... I thought it was a guy now and that that story was just made up... now I know it's a girl and that story was made up... happy?

Yes I'm an idoit... wish people would realize this now :D

oh we realized it long ago but it's still fun to see how stupid you are ♥