So another dream

It was clear as shit to.


I was hunting at my parents for deer out of the deer blind that I normally hunt out of. I remember just being extremely relaxed. Something was crashing through the brush to the right. I drew my firearm preparing for a deer to jump out of the bush. Mother F*CKING T-Rex. I shit my pants as this thing is charging me. I remember that instead of shooting it I had some thought that this animal needed to be kept alive so I ran. I ran all the way to the rear of my parents farm by the barns. In the back of the barns we have stored broken down semi trucks from the 70's that used to be used to haul beans, corn and wheat to Ohio. None of these 4 or so trucks have any tires, glass or un-rusted metal they are old as F*CK. I hide in between two of the trucks. I look into the distance and I see the T-Rex sniffing the ground trying to pick up my scent to see where I was. Just then I felt a rumble, a little bigger and bigger and bigger then the truck next to me starts to rise off the ground. Mother F*CKING Transformers. This old ass semi truck changes into this massive F*CKING transformer. I am freaked out big time. The transformer type thing points to the T-Rex, the T-Rex gets his attention. Epic T-Rex & Transformer fight! Then I woke up. I tried to go back to sleep to see who won but nothing ever came from it. I was really disappointed to, it was a crazy ass dream.

HAHahahaha

that was EPIC. You should write a script for Transformers 4. Have Meghan Fox come back and end up getting chowed by the T-Rex.

Reminds me of the dream where I was actually getting some pu$$y.

When you woke up I was there with a giant smile on my face, thank you. I made you a peanut butter sandwich and I knew it would last forever.

and then you wake up half way done, right? i HATE that. you're having a nice dream, throwin' all kinds of dick in to some hot chick you know, then you wake up. doesn't that suck?

That is the best dream ever....Jurassic Park meets Optimus Prime!

You know me so well, why aren't we married and F*CKING hardcore....

also the term "half way" Reminds me when I had this drunken run in with this chick.....

Tazz Story NOW!!!!!

HAHAHA thats F*CKING awesome. what an epic dream

Long story short, I was getting head than she stopped and said she should go cause I really wasn't "a one" (meaning there was going to be no relationship with her and I. I had to talk and convince her for a hour that it would be worthwhile so she'd finish the damn job, she did. Hence "Half way"

So you talked to her for a hour to finish something that takes two minutes. That's poor time management haha

lol @ poor time management...
Also...kick ass dream brah!

HAHAH YOU FUNNY SORRY I CAN'T BE AS QUICK AS YOU HAHAHA

So another dream last night,

I can't remember it all, but the parts I do remember are funny.

I was living in a first floor apartment with my old roommate. I overslept for a meeting I had at work. My alarm clock was so loud that the neighbors decided to bust out my bedroom window. Once I heard the glass break I woke up and jumped out the window to find the person who broke the glass. Wearing only underwear I must of decided to stop looking and ran to the front door. I pounded on it until my roommate answered, as soon as the door swung open I jumped on him and beat his ass. I remember him saying, "what was that for?" I didn't have an answer. (I used to pick on him pretty bad, see this story viewtopic.php?f=104&t=35660) Next part was I was sitting in what was supposed to be the meeting at work but it resembled a my high school during a pep rally. For some reason one of my good friends was late and because of this the announcer made him and this other girl walk in while the announcer congratulated them for being late. They had to walk through the middle of the gym. The crazy part was that neither of them were wearing pants. They both had underwear on, but no pants. I stood up out of the crowd of my classmates and yelled, "you bitch ass HOMOSEXUAL!". Must of been yelling at my friend as he was walking in. Everyone started to laugh. When he walked over to sit next to me, before he sat down I smacked him in the sack. This was an actual game we used to play in high school, it was a good way to get your ass kicked. Our principal stormed over to me and pointed while she yelled, "you're fired!".

F*CKING weird dream. This one is most likely brought on by the Burger King and the heat. Our A/C was on the fritz last night and I woke up sweating my ass off.

I haven't had a dream in like a year. At least not one that I remembered having when I woke up. I WANT DREAMS LIKE THESE!

Lawl did you watch Jarrasic Park before you fell asleep that night?

I had another last night.


I was standing in front of the home I grew up in. In the street I was with our neighbor, a good friend and Julian from the Trailer Park Boys. Julian was wearing a purple shirt that had jewels all over it while holding his signature rum & coke. Just as I was about to call him a fag we all hear a loud explosion in the sky. We looked up and seen what I first thought was an airplane that had exploded. As it came close to the ground I seen that it was actually a gold colored Chevy Venture van. The van was screaming fast as it was heading straight for the neighbors house. Just as it crossed in front of us I seen that there was a driver but she was driving from the passenger seat, must of been a foreign van. The van went crashing through the neighbors house and tumbling down the street. The driver was ejected and went flying but it looked just like a source rag doll after the bomb went off while trying to defuse at A.

I woke up.

What are dreams made of anyway? I mean...It is just whatever you are thinking about and it turns into a "reality" when sleeping? Or do some people believe they tells the future?