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 Eggwhites get some MILF loving 
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The story is long but the end is good. You're gonna like it.


Well, everything begun in August of last year when i used to visit a website called freechatnow.com on the teens section (17-20 yo) I met this girl named Bailey (yes for all you alcoholics is the same name as the liquor.) she is 18 years old and live near Houston, Texas. We first stared talking on the chat, than we went to MSN/Yahoo (the messenger shit). I finally got her to give me her phone so every now and than we would talk on the phone and text each other. I helped her go through a bad phase on her life since her mom had passed away right before we started talking on the chat. Months went by on this and one day when i was on the phone with her i heard somebody ask who she was on the phone with. She said her boyfriend. in my head i almost did a back-flip while shitting myself sideways ( i was going out with this other chick from my school and she is one of the cheerleaders/Poms from my school and i thought if she catches me i'm more than fucked. - she is one sexy bitch.) but like every greedy 18yo kid i decided to try and see what could i get from this.

Going back on the story: I pretended that i didn't understood what she said and asked her. She said her dad asked her who she was on the phone, and she repeated, with her boyfriend. My head flipped sideways again. So a few months go by on this talking and texting, at this point she already had sent me a few pics of her on her underwear and a some sexting too (the usual.) She keeps saying she wants to spend the rest of her life with me and i'm like "yeah me too".A couple weeks ago i decided to fly down to Texas and visit her. Remember i live in F*CKING D.C. and it is about 1200 miles away if i'm not wrong... YES I'M CRAZY.

So i get to Texas, get in a cab to my hotel and text her telling i'm in a hotel 20 minutes away. She text me back saying that she is shaking and that she needs to tell me something very important. Than she text that she is not who i thought she was ( at that point i'm like wtf is going if "she" is a man i swear i'll rip this AFRICAN AMERICAN head off his shoulder with a spoon.) She than tell me she is F*CKING 25 and have two kids. There i actually did a F*CKING back flip shitting sideways. I thought that the F*CKING bitch would be huuuuuuuuuge. I told her "you know what, i came here all the way to see you and i still want to, would you come to the hotel so we could talk and you can explain yourself?" She said OK . In my head i was plotting everything i would tell that obese cunt all this shit she pulled off.

She gets to the hotel and ask me to come outside... I walk my butt outside and as soon as i open the door what do i see? This freaking hot ass big breasted MILF. Redhead and double D's. I know it don't seem possible, i didn't believe my eyes either, yes she did have a lil stomach but she wasn't fat. For the next five days that i spent there she would come from work straight to the hotel and she would stay with me until she had to leave to work again in the morning. EVERY night i would get myself some milf loving.
I fucked her like I've never fucked any girl before in my life. She did had a bush thou but i made her shave it LOL. (and yes she did shave it, i looked like a baby's ass). All i gotta say was that she did so many shit that I've never seen before i was perplexed. I asked her how long she's been without a dick and she said about 2 years. HA! I got to that pu$$y carving for dick! Best part? She wasnt all loose like i thought she would. She sucked me like never before and i got some tips on my pu$$y licking skills.

I still talk to her, just like i used to, and still have my sexting and the pics from before was when she was younger, now i get pics of a mature woman and her D's

Well i got back to D.C. and still go out with this chick that i mentioned before. Yesterday she finally gave in and we did. WELL, I did everything that i learned in Texas with her and that bitch screamed like nothing before and she would try to cover her mouth with her hand but she would still scream. (i live by myself so i didn't give a F*CK)

All i can say is that when we're done she said nobody never did that to her before (HELL YES!)

I am a lucky son of a bitch.
So... Yes i fucked a milf and left two hickeys ( one on each boob, right above the nipples Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 ) and than i even got to F*CK a cheerleader.
BITCHES!!!

I'll post pics as soon as i get them ;)

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LOL, pics or it didn't happen.

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hot young mommys are the best

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So... Yes i fucked a milf and left two hickeys ( one on each boob, right above the nipples Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 ) and than i even got to F*CK a cheerleader.
BITCHES!!!

I'll post pics as soon as i get them ;)


how the hell does an 18 year old afford airfare/hotel/other expense for 5 days?


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Eggwhites wrote:
So... Yes i fucked a milf and left two hickeys ( one on each boob, right above the nipples Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 ) and than i even got to F*CK a cheerleader.
BITCHES!!!

I'll post pics as soon as i get them ;)


how the hell does an 18 year old afford airfare/hotel/other expense for 5 days?



Thats what im trying to figure out
PICS OR GTFO


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Mom and Dad =)

I'll add the scans of the hotel and the ticket.

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The airplane ticket
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The hotel one.
Studios 6.
Enjoy the rage MWAHAHAHA. lol.
I'm trying to get the pics of the hickeys for you perverted unbelievers.

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So, let me get this straight: your parents paid for you to go bang some chick for five days?! LMAO! What excuse did you give them? Why did you "need to go there"?

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Wasn't much of an excuse and was pretty much my mom who paid everything. I told her the "truth"...I told her that i met a girl online who I've been talking for a while and that she lived in Texas and that i wanted to go down to visit her. My mom is a very open minded person and the only thing she said was "remember to buy condoms."
The next day i was showing her a pack of condoms i bought at wal-mart lol.

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And here is the txt with the date after i got back from txt with the pics that she sent me ;D
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More to come...

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Eggwhites wrote:
if "she" is a man i swear i'll rip this AFRICAN AMERICAN head off his shoulder with a spoon.)


made me lol.


besides that Nice man.


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hahaha

i completely thought hickeys were out of style till my crazy russian vegas girl asked if she could give me em. I just don't get the point. Maybe a kind of trophy?

Your middle name is Pdec? LOALA THATS AWESOME

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great story man good to see you got to nail both ... ehm i mean meet her...

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Watch out for the redheads, we are a little crazyyyyyyy....

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LOL good shit man. Im jealous. but pics or gtfo!

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those are pics...


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Your middle name is Pdec? LOALA THATS AWESOME


Full name. Ready? Bernardo Pereira de Carvalho Vasques Gomes...Waiting for "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THATS A BIG NAME"

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those are pics...

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Loke wrote:
great story man good to see you got to nail both ... ehm i mean meet her...

LOL

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Pink if you're a redhead you're a goddess to me. I adore you and I'll be you're slave. Please accept me as your loyal pet.

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Eggwhites wrote:
dirkdeagler wrote:
Your middle name is Pdec? LOALA THATS AWESOME


Full name. Ready? Bernardo Pereira de Carvalho Vasques Gomes...Waiting for "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THATS A BIG NAME"


Next time you're in game, I need you to say:

"My name is Bernardo Pereira de Carvalho Vasques Gomes... you keel my father. Prepare to die."

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