this:

and, admittedly, i drive at asshole speeds, so anyone who has the audacity, the gall to drive
under the speed limit (given ideal road conditions), i just want to rip their heart out with my bare hands. i have ZERO tolerance for that shit. and i don't tailgate either. that's just being a dick.
when my boss throws some project at me that i know nothing about, and that he was already halfway through anyway, and he literally tells me "run with it." *gnashes teeth just thinking about it*
When i make a box of mac-n-cheese, the pasta is all done and, because my dumb ass didn't check before hand, we're out of either milk(and 1/2&1/2), or butter, or both.
when a woodpecker starts pecking on my house at like 6 in the F*CKING morning. (that's where my mossberg 12ga. comes in handy)
yeah, not really pet peeves, more like things that make me go FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...